Originally Posted by EEMAAN

[FONT=Courier New]Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a
Pakistani guy. To irritate the Pakistani guy they strike up this
conversation:


John says to Mike: "So where are you off to.....India?


Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many Muslims there."


(The Pakistani guy stirs in his seat)


John: "Are you going to Iran?"


Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with Muslims!"


John: "Are you going to Indonesia?"


Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with Muslims!"


(By now the Pakistani guy is getting really
mad....)


John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?"


Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with Muslims!!"



Frustrated, the Pakistani Guy turns around and says;



"WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS
THERE!!!" [/FONT]