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this old sardar who used to be a hunter at his young age is very old and now wants his son to take his place as a hunter.
SARDAR: son, if you go deep in the jungle, very deep, and suddenly you encounter a lion right in front of you... wt will you do?
SON: I don't know.
SARDAR: I'll tell you... take one step towards the lion and the lion will take 2 steps toward you..
SON: ok then
SARDAR: then get alittle bit more closer to him until when you come face to face with the lion then right away, bend down pick SH*t up and throw it on his face then run like hell....
SON: dad, how the heck I will find SH*T at that moment ?
SARDAR: sonnnn ,,, if you come across a lion that close, it will automatically come out of your pant....
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