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Man goes to his doctor to get the results of a blood test. Doctor says to him I have good news and I have bad news.
Man say, give me the bad news first doc. Doctor says I got your results back and you have gangrene in both your legs. We are going to have to cut off both your legs.
Man says so what is the good news doc?
Doctors says, I have found someone who wants to buy your shoes!
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