Originally Posted by Antumul alona

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A Pakistani Corporation: You have 2 cows. One of which can give milk only once a month.
You brag to the world that you have 1 million cows and that you can produce milk for whole of South Asia. You issue press releases that you are planning on building the world's largest dairy. In the meantime, the police have already arranged with local thieves to steal your cows and by the time the newspapers hit the streets, your cows are being served as Nehari and payay in the local hotels.