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Here are some more,
A typical Sardar grabs a coin, flips it the air and says:
"Heads," I go to sleep; "Tails," I watch a movie; If it stands on the edge, I'll go to study.
Anther one:
Aik sardar doosray sardar say: Oye, apnay abbay day samnay smoke karda hai."
Doosra sardar: "ki hoya! Abba hi hay, koi petrol pump tay nahi."
Finally,
Sardar is sitting in the helicopter. He asks the pilot to turn off the AC since he's feeling cold. The pilot says,"Ok." So the AC is turned off.
Sardar goes, "I'm still cold. Where's the fan switch." The pilot says "here."
The Sardar "turns the fan off." And they both go Ahhhhhh........
Cheers!
Umer
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