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Andraste · Aug 17th, 2008, 12:47 AM

Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window.

Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor.

Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time?

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PLANTING CHICKEN......

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died.

A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot had also died

and then Santa realised “I think I know where I’m going wrong,”

said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”

Aug 17th, 2008, 12:47 AM	#15 (permalink)
Andraste Member Join Date: Aug 13, 2008 - 9:36 am Location: island..... Posts: 117	Judge: You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-story window. Banta: I did it without thinking, your Honor. Judge: Thats no excuse! Don’t you see how dangerous it might have been for anyone passing by at the time? ******************************** PLANTING CHICKEN...... Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot had also died and then Santa realised “I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said Santa, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”