Arey, you are 44% Pakistani! 
Not bad, but not good enough to call yourself a real Pakistani either! You seem more London than Lahore, so why not try wearing a shalwar kameez for a week and maybe that'll bump up your rating...
Taroon sey ziada chamkey, phooloon sey ziada mehkey
sadiyaan hazaroon dekhey, mera dais, mera dais