Originally Posted by Mirch

Josh writes and I quote:
I had a friend who was a lecturer at college , he was nice , honest , hardworking and all that but he would not be employed at one college or city for long time and would be transfered after few months or years.
One day we were discussing about existance of Allah.
He said I can give THE LAST ARGUMENT TO PROVE EXISTANCE OF GOD.
So everybody became attentive "hama tun gosh" as nobody has ever given the last argument for the existance of Allah.

He said, you all know me , I am honest , nice , hardworking , right ?
All the friends said yes .
He said " toh phir yeh kiss ka danda hay jo maree ***** main ghusa hoa hay aur mujhay shahar shahar lee-a phirta hay.!!!!"