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Santa roz apney kitchen me jata, Sugar ka box kholta, andar jhankta or band kar deta!
Why?
Because doctor ney kaha tha ke "apni sugar roz check karna!!
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Teacher: Santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Santa: You asked us to do the sums without using tables
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Banta: Pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaoon ga phir MA karwaoon ga aur us ke baad aik achi si nokri dilwaoon ga.
Santa: Us ke baad acha sa rishta dekh kar us ki shaadi bhi karwa dena!!
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