You are so Ugly Jokes:
You're so ugly, when you walk into the bank they turn off the cameras.
You're so ugly, your doctor is a vet.
If ugliness was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.
You were so ugly at birth, your parents named you **** Happens
You're so ugly, your mate won't have to worry about birth control... your face will do just fine.
Your girl is so ugly, you gave her a hickey and got a mouthful of fur.
You're so ugly, when you look in the mirror your reflection turns to stone.
You're so ugly, when you sit in the sand the cats try to bury you
^^ that is the best one I like..
You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.