You're so ugly, you could model for death threats.
You're so ugly, when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator.
You're so ugly, you have to sneak up on your mirror.
You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies.
You're so ugly, when your mother went into labor
the doctors went on strike.
You're so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
