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Q: How Indian players are spending their time after getting knocked out..
A:
1 - Singing “It’s never a right time to say goodbye..” on the streets of London.
2 - Get convicted for noise pollution and deported to...Sudan, where they spend one month before sneaking back to India in fruit containers.
3 - Reading “T20 for Dummies” when they are not busy taking lessons in T20 from the English. No kidding.
4 - Pressuring Ambani to terminate Bravo’s IPL contract.
5 - Thinking about firing the coach and the captain. It’s a cricketing tradition after all.
6 - Arranging a charity match with Bangladesh, fighting for the 8th place in the tournament. All the proceedings go towards getting the Indian players back home. Safely.
7 - Support any team vs Pakistan. At least India’s WC record vs Pakistan is still intact!!
8 - Reminiscing days when everything was good and rocks were not being pelted on their houses.
9 - Singing Queen’s “We Are The Champions” but in the past tense: “We Were the Champions”
And finally...
Group Shower as an ‘act of unity’
Last edited by mercenary2k; Jun 26th, 2009 at 02:26 AM..
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