Dear guppies and guppans...
Time to have some fun in Poetry Section
Many of you do not know but we have some really talented poets on GS. They are the kind of poets, where you just need to give a Word to them and they can write a whole cool and funny shair/nazm right there at the spot. Thats what we do while in GS Chatroom, say shair on each other and have a good time pass.
I thought why not to share our Shahkaars with the rest of the folk and give them chance to enjoy and share their own shairs with us.
You all are welcome to post here any of your shairee.. you ever did, but the condition is
ONLY FUNNY SHAIRY is allowed.
Let me start with my own takhleeq :
This one goes for our guppi
Mirza Ruswa 
Ruswa daikho Ruswa nahin karna..
Daikho tum aisa nahin karna....
Meray chotay chotay bachay hain...
Daikho unhain Be-Mamoon ke nahin karna...
One more goes for
Wake Up Dead aka WUD .......
WUD aik jaaga hoowa murda hai...
Kharab usska aik gurrda hai...
Doosra Gurda bili lay gaiee..
Issliye WUD ab afsurda hai...............
adaab arz hai.....
Now your turn .......