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well if u tempt the animal with your crack by bending over a computer, any self-respecting cat will scratch your itch.
rule number 1 of dealing with cats - big or small - never turn your back to them, they will attack. this is why tiger-hunters in mangrove forests wear masks at the back of their heads. maybe you should get one while you are out hunting viruses.
and you cant cut claws on a cat duh! cats aren't dogs. their claws are retractable and are connected to blood vessels and nerves. declawing them is like chopping the tips of your fingers off.
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