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Old Jul 2nd, 2009, 01:26 PM   #11 (permalink)  
Mirch
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Originally Posted by stoppit View Post
maroush, i have no anti virus software nor any viruses or malware

the solution is not being an idiot and installing every damn thing you come across. the amount of times i have had to tell people 'DO NOT CLICK THOSE DODGY SOUNDING MESSENGER LINKS'
Desi love to visit porn sites too, and when they see a spam form a Russian mail order bride they have to click it to see what they are missing.

I have another interesting story on that I will share it in some other thread. When I feel like bashing desies on that topic.

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Originally Posted by queer View Post
well if u tempt the animal with your crack by bending over a computer, any self-respecting cat will scratch your itch.

rule number 1 of dealing with cats - big or small - never turn your back to them, they will attack. this is why tiger-hunters in mangrove forests wear masks at the back of their heads. maybe you should get one while you are out hunting viruses.

and you cant cut claws on a cat duh! cats aren't dogs. their claws are retractable and are connected to blood vessels and nerves. declawing them is like chopping the tips of your fingers off.
That mask is a wonderful idea. I did not know they have a cat for pet who attack.

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Originally Posted by queer View Post
well if u tempt the animal with your crack by bending over a computer, any self-respecting cat will scratch your itch.

rule number 1 of dealing with cats - big or small - never turn your back to them, they will attack. this is why tiger-hunters in mangrove forests wear masks at the back of their heads. maybe you should get one while you are out hunting viruses.

and you cant cut claws on a cat duh! cats aren't dogs. their claws are retractable and are connected to blood vessels and nerves. declawing them is like chopping the tips of your fingers off.
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Originally Posted by njgal View Post
^ some people do declaw their cat - it's very painful and totally unnecessary.

I used to just clip her nails every 2-3 weeks and no worries.
yeah , yeah , Einstein kay bhateejay , bhateejee-o , I meant cutting their nails. I am not a cat or dog owner so I did not know what they need to do to keep those animals harmless.
Desion ko toh bus zuban pakarnay ka shouq hota hay. ( This gives me ideas to open another desi bashing thread).







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