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Originally Posted by Niksik
Simple. Take her out for dinner to a fancy restaurant, get her drunk then tell her. That way she will not be able to yell at him and he'd be able to clear his conscience and get back to his shareefhood  |
And he can take advantage of her drunken state by producing a
contract saying something along the lines of:
"I....wifey.......have heard my shareef husband's confession of infidelity and being the shareef wife that I am, have forgiven him because I realize that it is not his fault that he is such a slut...for life is burdensome when an attractive man such as himself is considered to be God's gift to women. I hereby agree with the terms and conditions of this contract stating that I recognize his shareefness and will not penalize him by divorcing his arse and robbing him financially."
Signature________
Date_______
This contract can then be used a evidence in case wifey ever has doubts about his shareefosity in the future.