Originally Posted by PSquared

Your friend has lost it...seriously.

Anyway, it can be one of two things:

Either she wont take him back because she really is fed up with his nonsensical jokes.

Or she was looking for a reason to end it and now she has one.

Nothing less then a diamond ring will work for this one...minimum 1/5 carats if he is a struggling standup comedian or something and doesnt have much.