maroush

I've read this selection of desi satire a gazillion times....

I like the "my life is desi" quotes that someone put up in café:

Today my mom looked at me and said "You need to lose weight or. . ." and then she paused. I could tell that she was about to say "or else you'll never get married," but then she remembered that I'm married with a kid. MLID.

Today, my mom asked me if i wanted a cheese burger. I said yes and five minutes later i got bihari kabab on bread with chutney on top. MLID

Today I noticed how my mom talks to her relatives in Pakistan on the phone longer than she talks to me in reality. MLID.

Today, I told my mom that I wanted to lose 5lbs. She told me if I ate her food, it would be good for my body and help me. She gave me a paratha slobbered with 100% butter. MLID

Today, as I was about to eat a piece of cake, my mom told me not to eat it because I will become a "moti behas." Two minutes later I saw her eating eating the cake. MLID

Today i realized, i have spotted atleast 80% of desi aunties take their wedgies out before they get up off their seats...MLID

Today, I was talking to my mom in English. I said some thing really fast and she didn't understand me. Then I repeated it in English, but with an Indian accent. She understood me just fine. MLID

Today i realized that every single person in my family thinks that the word "healthy" means being over weight and the word "smart" means actually being normal weight. MLID


Now that's funny