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Professional Questions


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions
and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a
"professional." Scroll down for each answer.

The questions are NOT that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?





The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, put in
the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to
do simple things in an overly
complicated way.





2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?








Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the
elephant, and close the refrigerator?"

(Wrong Answer)





Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator,
take out the giraffe, put in the elephant
and close the door. This tests your ability
to think through the repercussions
of your previous actions.





3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?







Correct Answer: The Elephant.
The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there.
This tests your memory.






OK, even if you did not answer the first three
questions correctly, you still have one
more chance to show your true abilities.





4. You have to cross a river inhabited by crocodiles.
How do you manage it?








Correct Answer: You swim across.
All the crocodiles are attending
the Animal Meeting.




This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.




According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around
90% of the professionals they tested got all questions

wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct
answers.






Anderson Consulting says this
conclusively disproves the theory that most
professionals have the brains of a four year old.

Aurous

old!