^ oh come here you hormonal british woman

thandi thandi hawa khanay raja gaya gaon main
sui mui chub ga'ee raja-ji kay paon main

raja nay wazeer bheja rani dauri aa'ee
raja ki sawari ko kaali ghori la'ee

agay agay raja betha, peechay bethi rani
raja nay suna'ee aik rani ko kahani

raja rani pyaray, raaj dularay
luk mukh, luk mukh jana.....

or something to that effect.....dunno the ending properly.

This is awesome guys! Thanks a bunch.

Wow 5th Year Celebration of this thread has been started:)
teen ka bandar ghar ke andar
hath main dafli paon main toa pehne aiya
Teen ka bandar
maiz per charh ker nacha cham cham koda dham dham
Teen ka bandar

I am working on a project and as a part of it I was compliing all the urdu ryhmes to process it later, thought i'll share what i found, some from it are already posted here, so my appologies if they get repeated...
Enjoy!

Suraj jab chupp jata hai
chand nikal ker aata hai
shabnum neechey girti hai
sitarey chham chham kerty hain
dadi amma kehti hain
us chaand pe periyan rehti hain
bachey jab sou jatey hain
sapnon main kho jatey hain
paeriyan neechey aati hain
aa ker per phailati hain
aaj raat na souyein gey
chaand ki periyan dekhein gey
chaand ki periyan dekhein gey.

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Aalo kacha-lu kahan gaye they
sabzee ki tokri main sou rahey they
baigan ne laat mari rou rahey they
shaljam ne piyar kia hans parey they

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Abu laye motor car
jis ke neechey paheye chaar
chaabi se yeh chalti hai
paan paan kerti hai
aagey jaye, peechey jaye
dayein , bayein yeh mur jaye
abu laye motor car…

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Bara maheney islami hijri ke yaad rakheyin
soochein samjhein dekhein bhakein in ko na bhoolein
in ko na bhoolein
pehla muharram, doosra safar
in dono ke peechey peechey
rabi-ul-awal, rabi-us-sani, jamadi-ul-awal, jamadi-us-sani
Baqi chaye (6) ki yeh tertieeb
Baqi chaye ki yeh tertieeb
Rajab, shabaan, ramzan, shawal, ziqaad, zilhaj
Bara maheney islami hijri ke yaad rakhein.

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Chanda Mama
Aasmaan mein nikle taare
Chandaa maama kitne pyaare.
Sabke man ko bahlaate hai
Nayi chandani chhitkaate hai.
Dekho inki shaan niraali
Soorat kitni bholi bhaali.
Roj savere chhip jaati hai
Jaise humse sharmati hai.
Aao chandaa maama aao
Apne ghar ki baat sunaao

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Bul Bul ka bacha
khata tha kichRi
peeta tha paani
gata tha ganey
aik din akela
beTha hua tha
maiN nae uRaya
wapis na aaya
bul bul ka bacha
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chandamama dur ke, puye pakaayen boor ke
aap khaayen thaali mein, munne ko de pyaali meinpyaali gayi toot
munna gaya rooth
laayenge nayi pyaaliya baja baja ke taaliyaan
munne ko manaayenge ham doodh malaayi khaayenge,
chandamama …
udankhatole baith ke munna chanda ke ghar jaayega
taaron ke sang aankh michauli khel ke dil behlayega
khel kood se jab mere munne ka dil bhar jaayega
thumak thumak mera munna vaapas ghar ko aayegaa,
chandamama …
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Titlee uree
Urh na sakee
Bus may baithee
Seat na milee
Bus driver bola
Aaja meray paas
Titlee bolee
Chal badmaaaash!!


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Bul Bul ka bacha
khata tha kichRi
peeta tha paani
aik din akela
beTha hua tha
maiN nae uRaya
wapis na aaya
bul bul ka bacha
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Akkar bakkar bumbay baw
Assi naway poorai saw
Saw mai laga dhaga
Choar nikkal kai bhaaga
Rail aaye chuk chuk
Anda Double roti biskut
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eik tha raja
eik thee rani
dono milgaye
khatam kahanee

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Choonchoo choonchoo chacha
ghari par chooha nacha
ghari ne aik bajaya
chooha neechay aaya
Abbu ji nay pakra
Ammi nay pakaaya
Sab nay mil kar khaya
Bara maza aaya!

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Mota Aloo pllpila, Buhu ko ley kar ghir para
Buhu gaee Nalay me, Mota gaya thane mey.

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Mota pait
sadak per late
gaari ayi phat gaya pait
gaari ka number 428

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aik tha larka tot batot
Naam tha uss ka Mir salot
Pita tha woh Soda water
khata tha badaam akhrot

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one day cricket
khelengey cricket
marengey chakka
tooteyga sheesha
ayegi police
jayenge thaaney
mareengey dandey
khaaingey andey

**********************
hari thi man bhari thi
no laakh moti jari thi
raja jee k baag main
doshala ohrey khari thi

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tum mere dost ho
billi k gosht ho

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cham cham cham
aath aaney ki chalia
aath aaney ka paan
chal mere ghorey hindustan
hindustan ki pehli gali
pehli gali main liaqat ali
liaqat ali ko goli lagi
sari dunya roney lagi
rotey rotey bhook lagi
khalo beta moongphali
moongphali main dana nahin
hum tumharey nana nahin
nana gaye dilli
dilli sey laye billi
billi ne diye do bachey
allah mian sachey
sachey sachey jaingey
bhai ki dulhan laaingey
bhai ki dulhan kali
sau nakhron wali
ek nakhra tuut gaya
bhai ka mun sooj gaya!

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Doost haiN apnay Bhai BhulaaKar
BatieN sari unn ki GarbaR
Rah chalaien tu rastaa bhoolieN
Bus main jaieN tu bastaa bhoolieN

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surriya kee gurriya nahanay lageee
nahanay lagee doob jaanay lagee
baree mushkilon say bachaya ussay
kinaray pay main khainch laya ussay…
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Aik thi achchi chirya pyari
Dana chughti thi bichari
Doosray Chirya uRh kar aaee
Bhooki pyasi thi be-chariAchchi chirya nay jo dekha
us ko apnay paas bulaya
“Aow meri pyari aow
bhooki ho to dana kaao
dana dunka jo kuch paaiN
hum tum mil kar dono khaaeN”
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Chanda mama gol matol,
Kuch to bol, kuch to bol.
Kal tai aadhey, aaj ho gol,
khol bhi do ab apni pol
Raat hote he tum aa jate,
Sang-sath sitare late.
Lekin din mai kahan chip jate,
Kuch to bol, kuch to bol.
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Machhali jal ki hai raani ,
Jeevan uska hai paani ,
Haath lagao, dar jaayegi
Bahaar nikaalo, mar jaayegi

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Subha Savere Aati Titli ,
Phool-Phool par jatti Titli,
Rang Birange pankh sajaye,
Sabke Mann ko bhati Titli.
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Panch choohey ghar se nikley
kerney chaley shikaar
Ek chooha reh gaya peechey
baqi reh gaye chaar
Chaar choohey jhosh main aa ker
lagey bajaney been
Aik choohey ko aa gayee khansi
baqi reh gaye teen
Teen choohey dar ker bolay
ghar ko bhaag chalo
Ek choohey ne baat na mani
baqi reh gaye do
Do choohey phir mil ker baithey
donno hi they naik
Ek choohey ko kha gaye billi
Baqi reh gaya aik
Aik chooha jo reh gaya baqi
ker li uss ne shaddi
biwi iss ko milli laraka
yun hui barbadi (by Sufi Tabbasam)
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Ek do meri baat suno
teen chaar channay maslay-dar
paanch chaye tum ne khaye they
saat aath Qutab sahib ki laath
nou das AAm ka meetha rass (by Sufi Tabbasam)
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Machlli(fish) jal kia raani hai
jeevan uss ka paani hai
haath lagao gey to dar jaye gi
Paani se nikalo gay to mar jaye gi
paani main usko rehney do
jeevan uska paani hai
machalli jal ki raani hai
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Raja ke baagh main soney ka phal(fruit)
Chiroun(birds) ne chug liya raja ka phal
Raja ne kaat diye chiriyon ke par
Chiriya boli chu chu chu
Raja bola ha ha ha
chiountiyun(ants) ne khainch liye raja ke paoun
Raja gira dham dham dham!
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Dhobi aya
Dhobi aya
Kitney kaprey laya
aik, do, teen
Chaar, paanch, chaye
Saat, aath, nao
Das aur bas!
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Chamcha lamba, thaali gol
bandar le ker aya dhool
Pair pe nacha kala naag
chooha gata aya raag
chaand pe ja ker kooda shair
billi kha gaye sarey bair
chancha thali le gaya saath
munna reh gaya khali haath (by Sufi Tabbasam)
Suno ghap shap, suno ghap shap
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Nao main naddi doob chali
Haathi ko chiyounti ne peeta
Maindak shor machaye
Aoonth ne aa ker dhol bajaya
Machlli gana gaye
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Suno ghap shap, suno ghap shap
Nao main naddi doob chali

Aadhi raat ko chaand aur sooraj
Baadal ke ghar aye
Bijli ne darwaza khola
Teenoun hi ghabraye

Suno ghap shap, suno ghap shap
Nao main naddi doob chali

Shair aur bakri mil ker baithey
Ghora ghaas na khaye
teenoun apni gidd ke pakkay
Kon kissey samjhaye

Suno ghap shap, suno ghap shap
Nao main naddi doob chali
**********************
Akkar bakkar bumbay baw
Assi naway poorai saw
Saw mai laga dhaga
Choar nikkal kai bhaaga
Rail aaye chuk chuk
Anda Double roti biskut
**********************
eik tha raja
eik thee rani
dono milgaye
khatam kahanee

**********************
Choonchoo choonchoo chacha
ghari par chooha nacha
ghari ne aik bajaya
chooha neechay aaya
Abbu ji nay pakra
Ammi nay pakaaya
Sab nay mil kar khaya
Bara maza aaya!

**********************
Mota Aloo pllpila, Buhu ko ley kar ghir para
Buhu gaee Nalay me, Mota gaya thane mey.

**********************
Mota pait
sadak per late
gaari ayi phat gaya pait
gaari ka number 428

**********************
aik tha larka tot batot
Naam tha uss ka Mir salot
Pita tha woh Soda water
khata tha badaam akhrot

**********************
one day cricket
khelengey cricket
marengey chakka
tooteyga sheesha
ayegi police
jayenge thaaney
mareengey dandey
khaaingey andey

**********************
hari thi man bhari thi
no laakh moti jari thi
raja jee k baag main
doshala ohrey khari thi

**********************
tum mere dost ho
billi k gosht ho

**********************
cham cham cham
aath aaney ki chalia
aath aaney ka paan
chal mere ghorey hindustan
hindustan ki pehli gali
pehli gali main liaqat ali
liaqat ali ko goli lagi
sari dunya roney lagi
rotey rotey bhook lagi
khalo beta moongphali
moongphali main dana nahin
hum tumharey nana nahin
nana gaye dilli
dilli sey laye billi
billi ne diye do bachey
allah mian sachey
sachey sachey jaingey
bhai ki dulhan laaingey
bhai ki dulhan kali
sau nakhron wali
ek nakhra tuut gaya
bhai ka mun sooj gaya!

**********************
Doost haiN apnay Bhai BhulaaKar
BatieN sari unn ki GarbaR
Rah chalaien tu rastaa bhoolieN
Bus main jaieN tu bastaa bhoolieN


**********************
surriya kee gurriya nahanay lageee
nahanay lagee doob jaanay lagee
baree mushkilon say bachaya ussay
kinaray pay main khainch laya ussay…
**********************
Aik thi achchi chirya pyari
Dana chughti thi bichari
Doosray Chirya uRh kar aaee
Bhooki pyasi thi be-chariAchchi chirya nay jo dekha
us ko apnay paas bulaya
“Aow meri pyari aow
bhooki ho to dana kaao
dana dunka jo kuch paaiN
hum tum mil kar dono khaaeN
**********************
Chanda mama gol matol,
Kuch to bol, kuch to bol.
Kal tai aadhey, aaj ho gol,
khol bhi do ab apni pol
Raat hote he tum aa jate,
Sang-sath sitare late.
Lekin din mai kahan chip jate,
Kuch to bol, kuch to bol.
**********************
Machhali jal ki hai raani ,
Jeevan uska hai paani ,
Haath lagao, dar jaayegi
Bahaar nikaalo, mar jaayegi

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Subha Savere Aati Titli ,
Phool-Phool par jatti Titli,
Rang Birange pankh sajaye,
Sabke Mann ko bhati Titli.
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