Yank junk food leads to Rise of the Rats

Mr Xtreme · Aug 2nd, 2002, 06:27 AM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/waste/stor...768243,00.html

A terrifying story of how the spread of fast food chains in England has led to an explosion of the rat population in England which will be highlighted in anti-litter adverts throughout cinemas starting today.

Reports that five overweight rats are threatening to sue Burger King for knowingly selling food that will lead to obesity have yet to be confirmed.

Faatma Habeeb · Aug 2nd, 2002, 08:48 AM

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[This message has been edited by Faatma Habeeb (edited August 02, 2002).]

NYAhmadiX · Aug 2nd, 2002, 09:58 AM

Must be those curry joints that are popping up all over the darn place. What difference does it make to have a few extra rats in a place that is infested to begin with. The biggest rat of all is celebrating her 50th.

Chaltahai · Aug 2nd, 2002, 10:12 AM

There is a similar story coming from Paris...however it is related to Frog infestation.

Mr Xtreme · Aug 2nd, 2002, 10:15 AM

Darn it, this Yank-bashing is so old now that it's getting quite pathetic...but I just can't help myself.

Is there a cure, other than nuking New York?

Chaltahai · Aug 2nd, 2002, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr Xtreme:
Darn it, this Yank-bashing is so old now that it's getting quite pathetic...but I just can't help myself.

Is there a cure, other than nuking New York?

Bring it on, monkeyboy! The levels of insecurity among the english is reaching heights unparalleled.