Fat Aunties

Sarah Splendor · Sep 18th, 2002, 03:19 PM

Just because it isn't your house doesn't mean you can take a dump and not clean up after yourselves. Flush the toilet, use the airfreshener, clean the toilet seat, and don't look in the cupboards but if you absolutely must poke around, put everything back in its original place.

I think I'm going to throw up! Absolutely disgusting!

By the way, have you noticed how fat all aunties are? And they absolutely must wear tight clothes. How can the men stand to have sex with them?

**PakistaniAbroad** · Sep 18th, 2002, 03:29 PM

How can the men stand to have sex with them

They don't. They lie down for it.

**Sheraz CT** · Sep 18th, 2002, 03:37 PM

lol..thats funny and disgustin at the same time
how can men stand to have sex with them? well its not like desi uncle are all that and can find anyone better..i just hope once i get married my wife doesnt become your typical aunty lol

**Bismah** · Sep 18th, 2002, 03:57 PM

They just don't bother cleaning up! sheesh, really pi**es me off.

The clothes too, they keep getting tighter, gross!

**The Grateful Dead** · Sep 18th, 2002, 04:06 PM

Kindly post a pic, of the aunties and not the dump, if you want us to comment.

**PyariCgudia** · Sep 18th, 2002, 04:08 PM

This is why my parents dont socialize with that part of society.

lol

As for being fat...well, have they ever been pushed to do anything significant with their lives (other than producing babies)? I mean, our generation is different, because we women know there is a lot more than ghar aur bachay. So, because these women dont have anything to do with their lives, they eat. And they eat. And they eat...

**Sanak87** · Sep 18th, 2002, 04:36 PM

ok..so if sum "aunty" iz fat, dun mean she dun have a rite 2 b liked by ne1, mayb her heart iz more beautiful than her body....could b 1 of d reasonz y an "uncle" might like her!!

**samunder** · Sep 18th, 2002, 04:58 PM

Get a hold of yourself, all of you vain, primping creatures. I'd like to see how you feel when your metabolism slows down.

Live and let live.

**Gamma Dilation** · Sep 18th, 2002, 05:05 PM

sarah baji

i shtill lub u no matter how ugly u get... no matter what you do to ur eyebrows or no matter how many holes you drill into ur nose... i'll shtill have a little shoft shpot for you sho shtop warrying lil winnie the pooh

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**HSK** · Sep 18th, 2002, 05:08 PM

Hmm...seems like ur pissed at ur aunty...mods might wanna move this to the "dirty" room.

**CocoNut** · Sep 18th, 2002, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by samunder:
Get a hold of yourself, all of you vain, primping creatures. I'd like to see how you feel when your metabolism slows down.

Live and let live.

You know he has a point there but as far as etiquette in the washroom I'd have to agree with SS.

**Cheegum** · Sep 18th, 2002, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by CocoNut:

You know he has a point there but as far as etiquette in the washroom I'd have to agree with SS.

i'd have to agree with him too.

sarah sweetie why dont you go over to thier place and return them the favor? and wear tight clothes too while you're at it so they know you mean business.

gamma quit the chewing, now!

Sarah Splendor · Sep 18th, 2002, 08:40 PM

> This is why my parents dont socialize with that part of society.

PCG, yeah, we socialize with uncouth manner-less unemployed uneducated women. Did I mention that they're Punjabi?

*Zaalim · Sep 18th, 2002, 09:48 PM

Samundar: It seems like you have made a 180 degree transition from the position you seemed to have a few days ago on digichat? Metabolism should not be an excuse for anyone under the age of 40 (unless you have a dozen kids already)!

Anyhow, in our society of ease and sloth, it's easy to get a little porky. So it should be fine to be a little chubby, have a puffy face, or even a potbelly -- I'm sure someone somewhere will love you. But if your chin has chins and your arms have jowls, and you still insit on wearing those tight kameez's that cause mass-hysteria among the people in the vicinity -- that has got to stop! Maintain a wardrobe that does not promote anxiety and if possible, shut your mouth before your alter the earth's gravitational field. It's a small planet; leave some friggin' space for the rest of us.

And Gudya, despite my distate for the obese and nosy desi ladies, I find your parents' refusal to socialize with them quite repulsive. Grown-ups should act like grown-ups and the statement you made was a strong one, don't you think?

**The new COOLDUDE** · Sep 18th, 2002, 11:40 PM

Originally posted by Sarah Splendor:
> This is why my parents dont socialize with that part of society.

Did I mention that they're Punjabi?

OK!!

Tht does it!...

Not a single word abt PUNJABIS!

**CocoNut** · Sep 18th, 2002, 11:50 PM

Originally posted by The new COOLDUDE:

OK!!

Tht does it!...

Not a single word abt PUNJABIS!

punjabis

jeez dude chill out, these aunties exist in every section of pakistan, nothing to do with punjabis, any sane person would know that :nahnah: SS just wants to get folks like you rattled up

**The new COOLDUDE** · Sep 19th, 2002, 01:24 AM

Originally posted by CocoNut:

punjabis

jeez dude chill out, these aunties exist in every section of pakistan, nothing to do with punjabis, any sane person would know that :nahnah: SS just wants to get folks like you rattled up

oh well I'll show her a thing or two abt getting rattled up....

**sabah** · Sep 19th, 2002, 01:59 AM

Toilet manner is one thing, why does anyone have problem with how ppl look? I'm sure none of you would like to be told what you can or can't wear - A tight jeans, minis or even less is your right, oh well perhaps a tight sari should be okay too. Waise what has 'fat aunties' got to do with socialization? We don't meet fat ppl or what? One of these fat aunties is probably our mother.

Stereotyping our elder generation as posti and useless is bit too much. Ghar aur bache is just as demanding a job as any management position is any company. You're responsible for lives as a mother.

Okay now back to aunty bashing. Al'Hamdulliah my Ammi jee is not fat warna this would apply to her as well

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