Imli ka boota beri ka pair...
imli khatti meethe bair
Is jungle main HUM DO SHER *rawr*
chal ghar jaldi HO GAYEE DAIR!

chhyyeeaaahhh

*looks around the room*

I'm like in a small cage.

*sighz*

drive me insane

im a very planned person... not that i dont like doing fun stuff on the spare of the moment. I am ALWAYS, 200% up for that... up for going out on the last minute.. what im not too happy about is.. when i have planned for something to happen,... been looking forward to it.. and then someone.... aka hubby, turns around and is like "ohhh i have a headache... my eyes are itchy can we go home..."

like hellooooooooooooooooo

im usually...

Singer: Atif Aslam
Song: Wasta Pyar Da


Saaa……Re…. ga gani….ga……re…
Saa….re..re.ga.gani…rega….gani…
Tenu Waste-e-Pyaar Da… X 3
Tenu Waste-e-Pyaar Da…Hey

People always told me be careful of what you do
And don’t go around breaking young girls’ hearts…
And mother always told me be careful of who you love…
And be careful of what you do ’cause the lie becomes the truth

Chorus
Billie jean… is not...

The guys at work have agreed to get a camel for coming eid--ul-azha - and i have agreed to pitch in on a very simple condition - that i will be pushing the sword into that poor fella ..

Man i cant wait - been so long

Movie: NIRDOSH
Title: Dil Hi Bujha Hua Ho To Fasl-E-Bahaar Kya
Singer(s): MUKESH




Dil Hi Bujha Hua Ho To Fasl E Bahaar Kya
Saaqi Nacha, Sharaab Hansa, Ab ??? Kya


Duniya Chale Chala Hai Jab Hasaraton Ka Bojh
Saathi Nahin Hai, Sar Pe Gunaahon Ka Bojh Kya
Dil Hi Bujha Hua


Baad E Pana Quzun ? Hai Naam O Nishaan Kisike
Jab Ham Nahin Rahe To Rahega Mazaar Kya
Dil Hi Bujha Hua...

Since when did it get so expensive to fax???

hahahaha sucker loserrrr

so i was walkin minding my own business boppin my head to toxic by britney spears and some chavistani pakistani boy tried nickin my purse from my coat pockettttttttttttttt LOL the stupid cow
he thought i wouldnt realise that some skinny rat is tryin to nick my purse i let him slip his hands in my pocket and grabbed his hand poor thing lol thats wat happens we u mess with a pathan u doooooooofus i grabbed his hand twisted it kicked him and then some other...

1. Do you get manicures regularly: no

2. Would you ever go camping: ummmm not really... not my thing lol

3. You own at least five pairs of heels: yes not that i wear them

4. You dye your hair:once in a blue moon

5. You at least wear a little mascara or lip gloss to the gym: No r u mad

6. You own at least five skirts and five dresses: dresses yes

7. You have something pink in your room, car, and cube at work: haha everywhere...

Yeh Kya Ke Sab Se Bayan Dil Ki Haalatain Karni
Faraz Tujh Ko Na Aain Mohabbatain Karni

Ye Qurb Kya Hai Ke Tu Saamne Hai Aur Humain
Shumar Abhi Se Judaai Ki Saatain Karni

Koi Khuda Ho Ke Patthar Ho, Jise Bhi Hum Chahain
Tamaam Umr Usi Ki Ibaadatain Karni

Sab Apne Apne Karine Se Muntazir Uske
Kisi Ko Shukr Kisi Ko Shikaayatain Karni

Hum Apne Dil Se Hain Majboor Aur Logon Ko
Zara Si Baat Pe Barpa Qayaamatain Karni...

the word toof was inspired by aahmeds blog on lilas teefs......

ok so we have been thru a tough 2 weeks slpless nites, hospital stays, dctrs visits, constant crying, vomit on walls, clothes full of poop the works

finally my baby my itsy bitsy bubbles has got his first bottom toof
n now he tries to bite bu darent i think it still hurts him poor baby has lost so much weight n got dehydrated 2 times, its soooooo hard to keep him on plain water with...

I CANNOT work when they tell me to come in at ONE. This doesn't work. What BS is this? Like, I'm really going to wake up at 8 am and start doing things in the morning. I woke up today at 11. And then if I come in early just so that I can motivate myself to get up, some of the girls get all uppity with me "You know you don't need to come in until 1, right?". Look, I ain't being a goody two shoes. I just work better on morning shifts than afternoon shifts.

What BS. ...

1. Do you get manicures regularly: no im too lazy

2. Would you ever go camping: Yes

3. You own at least five pairs of heels: Yes, duhh!!

4. You dye your hair: nope only did it once

5. You at least wear a little mascara or lip gloss to the gym: whats a gym? but i do wear gloss, when he pisses me off i add mascara too

6. You own at least five skirts and five dresses:
do shalwars kameez's count
...

mein doob merna chahiye me.

its for my existence' best i have never been able to gather enuff water in a chullu, im handicapped liked that...

ate strawberry filled lindt choco.. like.. half a block. thats what.. 8 pcs??

i like to lie and tell ppl oh its water retention from the pregnancy... i wonder how long u can use that excuse.. hehe

so aariz is at a cute stage where everyday brings with it a new trick. but he quickly forgets some of them,...

This is an exact reply to what india always love to talk about.