I went to the beach today - pristine blue waters and gritty sand beneath my toes. Complete paradise.

Except for a suspicious white character floating around in the water. It was oblong. Bloated at each end. Shaped oddly like a woman's pad.

Now what is a clean white pad doing dancing in the shallow waters of my beach?

Greatest part was that when I came out of the water and I was walking towards the street I noticed this white thing on my foot. Looked...

You're 26 today! Happy Birthday.