Lame Pick Up Lines
Posted Jul 30th, 2009 at 09:14 AM by Afro-Sheen
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Total Comments 6
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Posted Jul 30th, 2009 at 09:27 AM by mamababaandbaby
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Quote:I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?Posted Jul 30th, 2009 at 10:00 AM by sweet.i.f
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lolPosted Jul 30th, 2009 at 10:12 AM by hareem01 
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lolPosted Jul 30th, 2009 at 10:17 AM by DigitalDomain
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lolzz last one is the best.Posted Jul 30th, 2009 at 02:03 PM by Masi Museebtay
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heh. p.s love your kid's mohawk!Posted Jul 30th, 2009 at 05:05 PM by blackforest_360
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