cracks me up!

frnd:now look mate i am a woman what would you think if you me crossing the street?

frnd2: frankly love i am not into that i can promise you i will not notice you

frnd: yea u r a chum but you are a guy now what

frnd2: oh i would fall in love instantly and stuff?

frnd: God u r pal! anyways here is what happens when i am walkin the street

frnd2:must i know?

frnd: didnt i say u were a pal? so i am walking and a dude is walkin in front of me. flaming hot so he is wearing three quarters. now i have to go through the agony of cellulite, wax, and gym and his calves (i swear am not lying) his damn calves are smoother and thinner than mine. i could kill myself. my self esteem is in tatters because a guy with dainty calves walks next to me. how hard is it to be a woman in this day and age?

frnd2: hmmm i like being a muslim all covered up and stuff u know.

frnd: love covering up doesnt mean others dont know you are ugly as sin and built like a cow.

frnd2: yep u r pal too. my self esteem is still intact though.

frnd: that is another fascinating thing about you...

frnd2: now i truly dont wanna know, shut up.

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girl 1: damn we missed the bus

girl2: next one is gonna come in 10 mins

girl1: i cant wait

girl 2: y not?

girl1: i hate waiting, i detest it with every cell in my body.

girl2: patience is a virtue u know

girl1: know another virtue? kissing my ass is the new one.

girl2: really which church do you follow?

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bus stop is a good place.