Beyroopiya
Posted Apr 27th, 2008 at 09:50 PM by Dushwari
short-story: fiction
Sehr: yeye dunya meye aiseye beyroopiyeye log kyoon hein?
Danish: wohh tow hem dono bhee hein.
Sehr: Nahi. meye tow nahi hoon, tum ho?
Danish: tum kiya semjheen mujheye?
Sher: non-beyroopiya. nahi? galet semjhee meye kiya?
Danish: itna theekh bhee nahi janeen.
Sehr: car theekh seye chalao. deikho ageye sarek perr.
Danish: meye thekh giya hoon. tum chalao gee?
Sehr: next exit per seye leye loon gee.
Danish: kitna rasta heye abhee?
Sehr: itna jo tum ko asaan legeye ga - drive share ker ker.
Danish: ager tumheye ticket milee tow?
Sehr:kyoon?
Danish: teize car chalaneye waloon ko ticket mil sektee heye iss mulk meye!
Sehr: tum bohet hee dareye huvey insan ho.
Danish: mujheye super man bhenneye ka shauq nahi. ehtiyaat zaroori heye.
Sher: mujheye bhee!
rest: next time.
Sehr: yeye dunya meye aiseye beyroopiyeye log kyoon hein?
Danish: wohh tow hem dono bhee hein.
Sehr: Nahi. meye tow nahi hoon, tum ho?
Danish: tum kiya semjheen mujheye?
Sher: non-beyroopiya. nahi? galet semjhee meye kiya?
Danish: itna theekh bhee nahi janeen.
Sehr: car theekh seye chalao. deikho ageye sarek perr.
Danish: meye thekh giya hoon. tum chalao gee?
Sehr: next exit per seye leye loon gee.
Danish: kitna rasta heye abhee?
Sehr: itna jo tum ko asaan legeye ga - drive share ker ker.
Danish: ager tumheye ticket milee tow?
Sehr:kyoon?
Danish: teize car chalaneye waloon ko ticket mil sektee heye iss mulk meye!
Sehr: tum bohet hee dareye huvey insan ho.
Danish: mujheye super man bhenneye ka shauq nahi. ehtiyaat zaroori heye.
Sher: mujheye bhee!
rest: next time.
Total Comments 7
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what does "Beyroopiya" mean?
Posted Apr 27th, 2008 at 09:53 PM by pinks
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Posted Apr 27th, 2008 at 11:17 PM by Sajalina
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Posted Apr 28th, 2008 at 12:38 AM by Aliyish
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Posted Apr 28th, 2008 at 01:17 AM by Dushwari
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Danish: gerdish meye kyoon nahi hein?
Sehr: kon, sitareye raat ko stationary hee hoteye hein. kiya ho giya heye tum ko Danish?
Danish: areye nahi kutch bhee mujheye, mey alif kee terhan sakin hoon.
Sehr: aur tumhara dimagh gerdish meye heye.
Danish:janab aap rok nahi sekteen.
Sehr: areye tum ruk hee nahi sakteye!
Danish: kafa nahi ho. 24 ghenteye ka safr heye, araam seye nahi guzrey ga phir ager hem ler pareye tow.
Sehr: yeey bhee khoob heye teriyaan.
Danish: abhi tow meye neye nahi deen koe bhee.
Sehr: idher deikho, yeh vohee hein lod jo mujh seey tumhara poooch raheye theye.
Danish: tow bata deiteen!
Sehr: ta keye wohh tum ko bori meye bhaand ker leye jateye.
Danish: aur sath meye tumhein bhee. yaad rekho, ager betameezee kee, tow meye maded keye nahi aoon ga.
Sehr: wohh tow mujheye tum ko deinee ho gee. tum mujheye nahi deye sekteye maded naami koe bhee cheez. semjheye.
Danish: nahi. (smiles)
Sehr: Zer ka phone aya tha. poochta raha tumhara.
Danish: tum neye kiya kaha?
Sehr: yahee keye tum meireye sath hee ho. jeb merzi aa ker leye jaeye.
Danish: keisee hem raaz ho?
Sehr: baat kee setchee hemraaz!
Danish: oh khala, raaz ko semeit teye hein, bakheirteye nahi.
Sehr: acha ikloteye impossible Khaloo. tumhein kiya zooret heye keye tum university keye dean kee mukhbaree kerteye
Danish: inn kee beitee see shadi kernee heye, jis ka wajood heee nahi heye.
areye baji, wohh sekhs itna dishonest heye. aur meye hoon journalism ka final year student.
what can be more of a lead.
Sehr: you are just too accident prone. howcome you expect everyone to think that you are dateline expose' of the ONLY orignal kind?
Danish: because i am always delivering a significant newsline with a key date of interest.
Sehr: date of interest
Danish: han.
Sehr: expire nahi jaeye yeye aap kee date of interest.
more later.Posted Apr 28th, 2008 at 10:36 PM by Dushwari
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Posted Jun 15th, 2008 at 02:25 AM by AnotherGuppy
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where is the rest of it? :>Posted Aug 26th, 2008 at 01:12 PM by AQ







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