got a mate whose geordie-he speaks well funny-weird seeing brown ppl with accents-like scouse pakis, welsh pakis, scottish ones...cracks me up...

this geordie guy always comes out with funny stuff...

howhay....ayaz....stig....lol-im like wtf are kid-talk english init!

proper cold now-clocks went back aswell...feels a bit ****ty now....

just watched a programme about ethnics tryna become goray-hahaha-some bengali woman puttin haldi and sh!t on her face....just use fair and lovely init! lolz

ive been workin with em for a while now (no, not colleagues, i mean the patients)....i still think some of em are fakers!

also seen so many ppl who claim 2 be suicidal! if it were that bad, ud have arrived in a body bag mate!...stop bullsh!ttin me...

but its chilled out tho, sumtimes i sleep at work....haha, the oncall room init, go and snooze for a few hours sometimes.

next is OBGYN-im gonna hate it-i can sense it already :-(

also i think...

FOR EID WE WENT 2 LONDON-I THOUGHT IT WAS A TOP PLACE-LOVED IT-WOULD WANNA MOVE THERE-BUT THE LONDONERS SEEMED 2 UP THEMSELVES. SO WILL BE STAYIN UP NORTH.

My job is so freaking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough...

wtf! kalda wont kno wat hit her...

Saaray taaray tor layawan,
Teray kadmaan'ch rakh diyan maain.

Ek waari sadday kol tu aaja,
Hor na manga tere kolo main.

Hanjuaan wich dob na sanu,
Apni akhiyan'ch rakh le we.

Tere dil wich main hun rehna,
Ya te nai jeena phir...

Main kya aaja we mahiya...

(Song by the Amplifier guy haha)

howd i make my blog private?

well done for passing ur exams 2 all the kiddos who had them! cannae believe its been 10 yrs since i went college!...

also ramzaan mubarak unto all!

Tht song has gotta be one of the most ridiculousest ones ever....but for some reason-its sick!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfRvVg0It1c

Also its the london mela-im gutted im from manchester. outlandish and b21 are there-i bet its a sick mela.

Also im goin 2 go Rice now for some food. Also Im back at work 2moro and Also Ramzaan is around the corner, and Also I need 2 sort out my annual leave for eid.

Also i watched lord of the rings parts...

Since i been 2 a dawat! flipping heck....... HINT HINT!

so im gon be doing psychiatry for six months as part of my rotation....i was supposed 2 be doing paeds (yaani kids medicine) but they changed it last minute, and now im gonna be with psycho ppls instead of sick kids. i'm gonna go insane man....six months of bakwaas! aaaarrrrgh...

wat the funk?!
Sometimes in life there's things u dont wanna share with ppl, cos theyre too cool 2 be shared....like u kno being a bit selfish and tht.....today im feeling selfish.....but then i feel bad....so im just gonna stop being a plonk and share........see im a goood guy!

Yeah, Outlandish, the danish band, have released their new album.....some bare tunage! (for those who r wondering wat i just sed...tht means some rather decent songs)

Album is called -Sound...

THERE! I ALSO SAID IT

NB.....and before some smart a$$ points out tht my mum is a woman, shes not included....lol

haha-thts the name of a cocktail i tried at mumtaz in leeds! was pretty naff though-melony...they wudnt tell us wat flavour the cocktails were....we had chappal kebab-amazing and then we got a disgusting saalan-chicken makhani. bleurgh. also i had another mates wedding 2day-her wedding cake was nice. she had a fruit stand, with mangoes, and i swear i seen an old uncle, a respectable guy with a beard, smuggling out a mango in his daughters handbag! i was like wtf! koi haal nai!