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WHO AM I?

Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 04:01 PM by kazi

My job is so freaking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless.
The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up.
She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself.
She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet.
Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, the girl stinks!

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the freaking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead.
In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work.
He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22.
He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ass dog to work.
Everyday I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke.
Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing.
Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single bleeding day.

Anyway, I drive these freaktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and sh!t.

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	How lame. You're the flipping gay boy from Scooby Doo and now I need to shoot myself for knowing that.
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 04:09 PM by Milly

	Remind me again.....weren't you a doctor
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 04:11 PM by sheyn

	Just one stoner? Half my class smokes, girls, guys. And they come to class stoned. They claim it makes them smarter and helps them concentrate. "Heeee--eeeyyyy maaaaan"
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 04:11 PM by Aishaaa2.1

	and here I was thinking oh boy what an interesting guy and work place. WTH dude, u made me waste minute of my life.
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 04:14 PM by cricketplaya

	I knew that too. Sad.
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 04:15 PM by hitchki

	hahahaha@cricketplaya! lol Milly and Hitchki-go away, im not talkin to non-sensical ppl anymore. Aishaaaa2.1-indeed. and Sheyn Aaapi watever.
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 04:19 PM by kazi

	And who are you? you're the guy that's hooked up to the saline drip every morning after a rough night out, that's who
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 04:23 PM by maroush

	awww Kazi. Dont be naraz
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 04:23 PM by hitchki

	quite the analysis.. but im sure u missed one person - cmon it has to be the Fab 4 - cant ever be the Fab 3!!
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 04:34 PM by mysti

	You didnt even type this, you control V'd it. Loser.
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 04:52 PM by Milly

	milly i typed some of it, cos it was x-rated prior 2 my intervention. so bakwaas band karr (9XM style) hitchki-khabradaar u try and be nice 2 me now....u were influenced by the evil milly.... mysti, are u also a bit weird? and maroush....isnt tht the name of tht kick ass chain of arab resaurants on edgeware....anyways, nah i dont do saline drips...gotta be dextrose or nothing...
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 05:38 PM by kazi

	Quote: She is as dumb as a box of rocks a box of rocks arent dumb if you throw them on somone they'r bound to get hurt
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 05:53 PM by P@GL!

	Quote: Originally Posted by P@GL! a box of rocks arent dumb if you throw them on somone they'r bound to get hurt leh, paglon ki kamhi thi kya? jo aap bhi tashreef le aaaiyn?
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 06:10 PM by kazi

	yeh to aap bata sakte hain
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 06:11 PM by P@GL!


	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 06:18 PM by hitchki

	hitckhi, dont cry. dry ur eye. p@gl, i cant bata anything.
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 06:27 PM by kazi

	woh kyon
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 06:27 PM by P@GL!

	just i cnt-what u drinkin and wat u reading?
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 06:37 PM by kazi

	im drinking hot chocolaite starbucks signature style and im reading a letter
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 06:49 PM by P@GL!

	some silly guy ordered a choco latte from starbucks...the woman was like, errr u mean a hot chocolate love!?....dumb arse....whose the letter from?! is it a court summons? a bill? a library fine?
	Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 07:07 PM by kazi

The description of the article "Who am I", has been so downplayed that somehow the author has completely missed his point. Deliberately or ill fated, that's difficult to comprehend... Ok then lets see; omitting the two chicks out, leaves us with the stoner, the beatnik throwback from 60's... But if he's too damn high to write sense, then we have to omit him out as well... leaving us to the only conclusion... The author must be his big ass dog.
Mystery and **** solved.

P.S. just kiddin' there

... Nicely written no doubt, Cheers.

Posted Sep 2nd, 2009 at 09:41 PM by COLD_FIRE COLD_FIRE is online now

	OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG are you SCOOBY DOO? Shaggy has to be the stoner right??
	Posted Sep 3rd, 2009 at 02:07 PM by NaziJoon

	Fred!
	Posted Sep 3rd, 2009 at 08:56 PM by kazi

	OMFG and I thought this was really your job! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA i haven't laughed this hard in...hours.
	Posted Oct 8th, 2009 at 11:21 PM by Sara516