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Horrifying tale of how "A bikini bug ate me alive...."

"As the train passed the stop for Hampstead, very close to the Royal Free Hospital, I decided on the spur of the moment to have it dressed by a professional.
A triage nurse saw me quickly. I explained that I'd been bitten by a mosquito in Kenya, and it now seemed infected. I tried to add nonchalantly that I thought the area was wriggling. I didn't want to be the 'crazy lady' of the day.
I needn't have...