Yes dear your boyfriend is a jerk but you being the good desi girl (who.....has a bf?) will stick it out like the martyred wife....cz you know...we are all jealous of your happiness.

Your mother in law is evil b/c she won't buy you designer jahez outfits.

We get it--you're horny. now stop blaming God for that.

And someone will probably reply with 8 paragraphs consisting of all the different colors and the asinine parts bolded and colored...for no reason....

most of them are quite a shame.

either they pick on u for everything, from your weight, to your hair, to your jewelery/makeup/hairstyle, to your actions, and intentions.

and the butt ugly ones all claim that they're freakin super models "Everyone always asks me to be a model but i decide not to because I am too good"
Losers

I'm dying for something fried, chicken, fish, shrimp anything.
My roommate waved the bowl of ice cream in m face. While I munched on my apple. Such is life.