Crazy Young people driving....
Posted Sep 1st, 2009 at 12:09 PM by Mrs weasel
The problem with young people today is that they don’t know how to drive.
Mr. Weasel taught me to drive and if I even thought of running a stop sign or turning up the radio he’d have taken away my keys, locked me in the cellar and set the dogs on me. Back then he taught me to respect the rules of the road.
But these young people today – they drive like drunken fruit bats. Speeding down the road while talking on the phone, sending text messages and checking their god #@#^%! hair in the rearview. It’s disgraceful, vain and dangerous.
Plus, they’ve all got that rap music thumping out obscenities and turned up so loud it makes my brain rattle. They tail gate, eat while they drive and don’t even think of signaling when making a turn.
I drive my Expedition at a respectable speed and use indicator when need be. But these young people go racing past – honking their horns, screaming names at other drivers and giving 'em finger. What the hiddy-ho is the country coming to?
Pretty soon it won’t be safe for decent folks like us to get behind the wheel and drive over to the Wal-Mart. We’ll all be forced to hide in our homes for fear that some twittering young person will drive up onto our front lawns and knock us over into Mr. Weasel's well tended rose bushes.
High school is in session here .......
Mr. Weasel taught me to drive and if I even thought of running a stop sign or turning up the radio he’d have taken away my keys, locked me in the cellar and set the dogs on me. Back then he taught me to respect the rules of the road.
But these young people today – they drive like drunken fruit bats. Speeding down the road while talking on the phone, sending text messages and checking their god #@#^%! hair in the rearview. It’s disgraceful, vain and dangerous.
Plus, they’ve all got that rap music thumping out obscenities and turned up so loud it makes my brain rattle. They tail gate, eat while they drive and don’t even think of signaling when making a turn.
I drive my Expedition at a respectable speed and use indicator when need be. But these young people go racing past – honking their horns, screaming names at other drivers and giving 'em finger. What the hiddy-ho is the country coming to?
Pretty soon it won’t be safe for decent folks like us to get behind the wheel and drive over to the Wal-Mart. We’ll all be forced to hide in our homes for fear that some twittering young person will drive up onto our front lawns and knock us over into Mr. Weasel's well tended rose bushes.
High school is in session here .......
Total Comments 2
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i'm liking the look of your blog, very nice use of colors.Posted Sep 1st, 2009 at 12:13 PM by Orpheus
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teenagers are AWEFUL drivers.Posted Sep 1st, 2009 at 12:55 PM by njgal
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