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now thats funny

when last year i went to pakistan ,i saw this female police alot,well not those who arrest criminal,but the one who controls traffice well it was a bit weird for me ,as they were tiny tiny young gals who were unable to handle there Mr.Chips bike

if you dont know that one well i am talking abt this police.



i just saw this clip on u tube and it reminds me of them.


i was just wondering that how they...

isnt he/she a cutie piebtw how will u know he is he or she

Cute people annoy me. By "cute" I mean anyone who gets away with horrifying crap because they're adorable.
This starts out in school. There was always at least one kid who suckered the teacher into thinking that they were bright when, in fact, they were just cute. He or she was rarely punished for bad behavior or poor work. The teach gave the dumboo a pass because how could such a darling creature really be dumb or naughty?
The rest of us toads had to hustle to do well...

MUTTON KARAHI



Ingredients
* 1/2 kg ( 500 gms ) mutton
* 3 tomatoes
* 1/2 cup oil
* 1/2 cup yogurt
* 1/2 bunch coriander
* 4-5 green chillies
* 2tsp ginger paste
* 1tsp garlic paste
* 1 tsp haldi
* 1/2 tsp garam masala
* 1 tbsp red chilli coarsely grounded
* salt to taste

Directions
1. Saute meat in karahi without oil till the water dries up .
2. Then add ginger garlic paste...

Do you answer your phone every time it rings?

I only have a cell phone. I don't have a land line. I don't answer every time it rings. It's my phone and if I don't feel like talking to someone then I won't answer.

Sometime I don't answer when someone calls because they want to talk for 30 minutes about stupid crap. Sometimes I don't answer because I don't want to be botheres.

When I call someone and they don't answer I leave a message if that is available....

so far Today i am doing alright.i have Not gossiped,lost my temper,been greedy,grumpy,nasty,selfishor self indulgent.i have not whinned,complained (that i am jokes forum mod) or cursed TLk for that,or eaten any choclate.i have charged nothing on my credit card plus didnt even used my debit card.
























But i...

[FONT=Arial][SIZE=-1]Terrorism isn't James Bond or Tom Clancy. Even al-Quaeda is looking old school these days--now it's just some guy with a bomb. He walks the same roads as us. He thinks the same thoughts. But he's got a bomb.[/SIZE][/FONT]

While out at a REAL restaurant with REAL napkins and all the glassware you'd need to float away... The waiter approached and asked us what we wanted to drink, "Bottled water, ice water, mineral water or sparkling". We all said ice water would be fine. Except for the Dania. Who about fell out of her chair when she found out there was such a thing as sparkling water. She asked in her best princess voice, "May I have the spar...spark...sparkLING WATER?" She was so excited she could...

Sometimes, I wish I was a little kid again...skinned knees are easier to fix than broken hearts!

how can anyone possibly keep the wet tissues wet?? it always become dry after a month from openin one! i hate it , i dont even bother applying mascara cuz i hate these tissues

I love high heel shoes for parties!

I got three high heel shoes a cream, black and a dark green ones. All are nine west babies and about 3 inches!

I love them but they are a nightmare by the time I get home my feet kill me so the only time I wear them are for parties like weddings or engagement parties since they make me appear taller and stop me from steping over my own dress .

What about you?

Okay i just got this call from this representative who works for Marketing sunset something lol.. anyway he kept blabbering how i won from a draw and my numbr came out and its limited edition of this vacation.. this is what he said i won :

5 person >Cancun
4 person > Disney world or universal studios
3 person > DAYTONA BEACH resort

Only pay for PLANE tickets
RESERVATION is 45 DOLLARS

249 PER PERSON BOTH VACATIONS

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I waNt tO Be ReMeMbeReD aS ThE GirL WhO aLwayS SmiLeS EvEn WheN HeR HeaRt iS BrOkeN


AnD ThE OnE ThaT cOuLd BriGhTeN uP yOuR Day EvEn iF ShE cOuLdN'T BriGhTeN HeR OwN