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Wigs, Witnesses and Winners!

Posted Jul 24th, 2008 at 01:50 PM by NaziJoon

Spent my day at Court on a trial today, Boyo was it an experience!

Our success on winning the case depended entirely on the witnesses eligibility, who in fact turned out to be more simple that I anticipated.

So this witness, in his late 70's was a bit too hyperactive, he kept going off on a tangent in the witness box, I think he though he was in the supreme court of justice! haha. He actually started to dramatised all the events and put questions to the defendants.

Firstly, he forgot his reading glasses, so the clerk had to guide him through the entireeeeee trial bundle! He couldn't even read out his own witness statement! Arghhh

Secondly, when the defendants counsel asked him to point his finger to area in a photo, he actually got out of the witness box, up to the District Judge and showed him, to his face (Yes I was holding my breath all this time, minutes away from passing out)

Thirdly, when he had given his evidence, he didn't wait to be excused, he asked the District Judge (whilst he was in the witness box) if he can go out for a fag! Luckily the Judge was wasn't too much of a grinch.

Nevertheless we won the trial!

Hmmm I think I need to lie down, too much excitement for one day!

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	You're a lawyer
	Posted Jul 24th, 2008 at 01:57 PM by Niksik

	yaay joonie in action!
	Posted Jul 24th, 2008 at 02:05 PM by Khumar

	Niksik - yep, in the training process, still not quite there! Khumi - It was soo surreal, I had to restrain myself from breaking into a a bollywood dance though! hehe
	Posted Jul 24th, 2008 at 02:24 PM by NaziJoon

	hahaha how awesome would that be! in your robe and everything...and even that old man would know the moves!
	Posted Jul 24th, 2008 at 02:25 PM by Khumar

	Oh coooooooool! So fun. Hope your blog is private enuff so you can share some juicy tales with us.
	Posted Jul 24th, 2008 at 02:28 PM by Niksik

	congratss! =D
	Posted Jul 24th, 2008 at 03:44 PM by sweet.i.f

	U're advocat? Hayeee .. cool .. me always wanted to be!
	Posted Jul 24th, 2008 at 04:09 PM by Sweetmoi

	go Nazi go! Bollywood dancing..hey why not!hehe
	Posted Jul 24th, 2008 at 09:17 PM by dildirani

	How exciting!! Did you say "meee laaaard" ala indian movies?
	Posted Jul 24th, 2008 at 09:33 PM by aahmed

	Thanks peeps, the atmosphere is usually so tense that I need to go off in my own world, which calms my nerves. Niksik....will sure do! aahmed...I will keep that in mind for next time! hehe
	Posted Jul 26th, 2008 at 02:46 PM by NaziJoon

	Naziiiiiiiiiii ... Congrats yaar ... Next time me gona kill some one ... me gona hire you
	Posted Aug 6th, 2008 at 06:26 PM by NaMaan

	yaaay :=)
	Posted Sep 8th, 2008 at 07:41 PM by Maheen2002

	Nazi.. I might need you sometimes in future.. Woh kia hain na.. mujay lagta hain mayra meeya mayray hato maray ga future main
	Posted Sep 8th, 2008 at 08:13 PM by Princess Fiona