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District Lahore 9 - feat. Zardari

Samad — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 21:53:45 GMT

my latest work

Enjoy the movie.

d-9.com

Anwar Qureshi and Zobia ko shaadi mubarak [Need to buy gifts / Ideas please]

Samad — Sat, 23 May 2009 13:58:10 GMT

First of all. I am not talking about the Anwar and Zobia of gupshup. (so AQ and Zobia agar ye par rahe hain, please apni chonch baahir rakhiye ga aur apna bori bistra bhi)
AQ copenhagen taxi chalata hai, mera dost hai.

Zobia aik restaurant mai safayi ka kaam karti hai.

Dono mere achay dost thay.

AQ muft rides deta tha, aur zobia muft khaana.

Abhi abhi muje zobia ka sms aya hai kay AQ and Zobia wo dono is summer shaadi kar rahe hain.

Allah inki shaadi mubarak karay, aur AQ aur Zobia aik pyar bharri romantic zindagi guzarain, jadu hai nasha style.

I need ideas.

AQ ko mai kya gift karoon?

Zobia ko mai kya gift karoon?

Problem ye hai, kay DONO ki koi hobbies nahi, and dono bohat hi nak-chirray, boring, saryal kisam kay log hain.

So help me please.

thanks

PS= mai soch raha hoon suhaag raat walay kamray kay liye aik "dia / laal-tain" khareed kar gift kar doon? challgay ga?

Wah re pakistani!

Samad — Wed, 20 May 2009 13:27:50 GMT

President:
Shetani

Prime Minister:
Gillani

Army Chief:
Kiyani

Speaker:
Zanaani

Aata Na Roti
Bijli Na Paani

Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani..!!

taalibaan-izer (my new ghazal )

Samad — Fri, 08 May 2009 04:03:08 GMT

please leave comments if you like this ghazal I wrote. please watch the video aswell posted at the bottom of this blog entry.

GT road hai aik bohat hi lambi si sarak
eh taalibanon tuwada hoye bera gharak

bakri khati hai jee ghaas, aur gayain goo'N
eh taalibano tuwada baar baar fitte moo'N

dil karda hai mara'n tuwaday moon tay chittar
baari baari kharay ho, lane ich pain tuwannu littar

musharraf ho jaye ga ab aap sab say khaffa
hun tussi bukwaas band karo tay ho jayo daffa

bech kay tuwadi pehn main khareedan scooter
tuwaday uttay paway kissi khotay da mootar

thanks

A video on taalibans (please watch)

How to eat FREE KHANA at MCDONALDS! sab kameenay/knjus desion kay liye FREE OF CHARGE

Samad — Sun, 29 Mar 2009 22:48:51 GMT

SALAMA LAIKUM...REMIX feat. AQ (must listen)

Samad — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 16:54:33 GMT

Have a listen and tell me what you think.

Thanks

http://www6.zippyshare.com/v/89326136/file.html

GUPSHUP ki LARKIAN aur REAL LIFE ki LARKION kay top 5 FARAQ

Samad — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 15:41:44 GMT

Faraq Nr 1:

-GupShup ki larki 5 ghentay issi soch mai laga day gi kay meri 1000 posts complete hain to ab avatar konsa lagayooN.

-Real Life larki unhi 5 ghentoN mai ghar kay kaam, safayi, bhayo'N kay liye baryaani and matan pulayo bana day gi.

Faraq Nr 2:

-GupShup ki larki Friday night ko beth kar apni purani threads mai spam and baar baar pages refresh kar rahi ho gi, aur saath mai apnay online-aashiq say MSN par winks/smilies bhej rahi ho gi.

-Real Life larki Friday night ko beth kar apnay Real life mai hone walay patti say pyar mohabbat ki batain kar rahi ho gi phone par.

Faraq Nr 3:

-GupShup ki larki threads read kar kay apna wazan kam karnay ki koshish karay gi.

-Real Life larki GYM ja kar training kar kay wazan kam karay gi.

Faraq Nr 4:

-GupShup ki larki life forums mai ja kar khana pakanay ki threads copy paste karay gi.

-Real Life larki apni maan say haandi choolay kay samnay kharay ho kar khana pakana seekh rahi ho gi.

Faraq Nr 5:

-GupShup ki larki apnay aap ko khoobsurat kahe gi, magar asal mai 130kg ki moti taazi bhains ho gi. (aik do ko nikaal kar)

-Real Life larki sach much mai pyari ho gi.

Thanks

For soni heer (maafi naama)

Samad — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:55:44 GMT

( maafi naama billi kha gayi )

Aisha Dubaiwali kay liye mohabbat-naama

Samad — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:00:38 GMT

Aisha mere is pyar ko pyar nahi mere dil ka wo haal samjo jo aik chars peenay walay banday ka hota hai jab uskay paas paisay bhi hoN magar chars khareednay kay liye koi jagga nahi mil rahee ho...ya aisa haal kay jab banday ki beewi ghar uska suhaag raat par wait kar rahi ho, aur rastay mai gaari kay tires puncture ho jayain, aur beewi rus kar so jaye.

Aisha mai tumharay liye har wo kaam kar sakta hoon jo aaj tak kissi nay apni mehbooba kay liye nahi kia...

yakeen nahi ata to agay parho

mai tumhari khaatir ...

-colgate ki poori toothpaste kha sakta hoon

-tum jitni moti ho jayo, tumhe phir bhi mai apnay hathon say utha kar truck mai bithaya karoon, har jummay kay jummay jab ham sair par niklengay.

-tumhari khaatir shaam kay khanay mai 20kg aloo + 40kg gosh saath mai 65kg pasta ubaal kar tumhe apnay haathon say khilaya karoonga.

-tumharay liye lipstick ki baltee khareedoonga jiskay andar tum moon maro gi to tumharay ghulaabi honto par laal chamknay waali lipstick lag jaye gi.

-tumhe pyar say aishwarya raye kaha kahoonga, magar siraf tab jab ghar mai bijlee challi jaye.

-tumhe BusinezClass ki ticket lay kar PIA mai safar karyoonga, aur agar wazan ziyada ho gya to tumhe CARGO karwa doonga.

-tumhari khaatir tumharay 3G Iphone ko mai bech kar tumharay liye nakli sone kay zevar khareed kar tumharay gallay mai pehnaoonga apnay hathon say.

Agar tumhe ab bhi yakeen nahi mere pyar par to phir patayo kaise yakeen dilayoon tumhe.

Aisha in - [ xxx] say mohabbat {iqrar-e-mohabbat}

Samad — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 16:58:14 GMT

Main aaj bari mehfil mai is baat ko tasleem karta hoon kay aik guppan jis ka nick A say start hota hai aur baad mai "IN" ata hai, last wala mai keh nahi sakta, cuz I dont want to make it obvious. Mai uski izzat par aanch nahi anay dena chahta.

Pehlay uski tasaveer dekheeN mainne, muje uskay balon ka style hamesha pasand aya.

Phir image#2 mai uska noorani chehra dekha to uski jheel jaisi ankho mai dupkee maar kar behosh ho gya.

Phir uska 3G Iphone aya , wo bhi usnay jailbreak kar lia....wo bhi all by herself...kash mere dil ko bhi jailbreak kar lay.

Jab say uski zulfain aur sunehray baal aur uski wo do lakh kay chashmay dekhain hain ab mere say aur control nahi hota.

MUJE PYAR HO GYA HAI!

MUJE USKI DOLAT NAHI CHAHIYE!

NAHI CHAHIYE USKA PAISA!

MUJE SIRAF DO SHABD PYAR KAY CHAHIYAIN!

But how should I tell her? Kaise pataoon usko apnay dil ka haal.

HELP.

thanks

My New Ghazal - Raat ko Jab Kutta Bhonka...

Samad — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 20:34:40 GMT

Un dono larkion kay naam jinho nay meri zindagi badal di...mera bilkul taaza kalaam hai.

Raat ko jab kutta bhonka...

raat ko jab kutta bhonka
to mera dil achanak chonka

yaad ayi muje bushra ki meri
raat thi wo bohat andheri :halo:

raat ko jab kutta bhonka
to mera dil achanak chonka

mili thi muje wo gupshup par
sama liya usne muje dil par

baat hoyi phir ikdin phone par
kaha ab to tu thora sakun kar

bushra ho gayi pyar mai andhi
par baat hai ye bohat gandhi :halo:

thi gupshup par aik aur larki
aur tha mai bohat ziyada tharki

wada maine usay bhi kar lia tha
ab na idhar ka na udhar ka tha :o

dono ko bana lia phir maine behna
ab dono ko ye dukh hai bas sehna

raat ko jab kutta bhonka
to mera dil achanak chonka...

:halo:

40 Minutes of latest trance / desi anthems (already reached 900+ downloads in 3 days)

Samad — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:36:25 GMT

here is my latest live mix session feat. some of the greatest tunes (mostly progressive trance + some latest hindi tunes) mixed by me. PLEASE DOWNLOAD and LISTEN, and give your FEEDBACK.

Download / Stream (35mb): www.justupit.com/get.php?id=c2f899850d77fd303b7735ac14792c7c

Already in the last 3 days over 900+ downloads have been completed for this mix.

Woohoooo

So finished another website...

Samad — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 04:17:25 GMT

Finally finished another website

http://www.MixDesi.com

it is a 0-sec desi release site, it is going to fetch the RSS and do the updates itself. It is going to cover TV/MUSIC/FILM/CRICKET and other categories. Some releases will be scene releases and some will be non-scene groups, but the main thing is it will cover all the latest media releases.

Each update will have download links hosted on free file hosting websites (justupit.com) in this case, and then the system will make mirror links itself like rapidshare does and post in the update comments.

It will be torrents free with direct links so stuff can be downloaded easily.

I just finished making yahoo and google xml sitemaps so now it is officially launched on the w w w : )

Do visit it.

Thanks

My latest work: Zardari as James Baandar 007

Samad — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:37:42 GMT

Uploaded on FlickR

view in large size from the link below:

Zardari as 007 James Baandar on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

The Zardari Anthem

Samad — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:10:11 GMT

Zardari ki zamin shad bad
Bijli aay 8 ghantay baad

Tu nishanay corruption aalishan
Arz e zardaristan,shaad baad sindh abaad

Zardari ki zamin ka nizam
Aaatay,gas,bijli ka bohran

Quam mulk sub-gharak Nawaz,wakil paainda bad
Bainazir dunya say farar

Parchamay sitara-o-Hilal
Khoon main ranga sara saal

Bhool apna maazi Shan-e-haal, jaan ne istaqlal
saya-e-America sar pe sawar