Newton in romantic mood a la bollywood:

Newton's Laws of Love:



Universal Law Of Love:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "



First Law Of Love:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless Any External...

Its a complementary afterimage illusion.

Keep your eyes focused on the black dot in the center of the picture.

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The first jock strap was used in cricket in 1847




It took 100 years for man to realize that the brain is also...

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Wishing everyone a very happy, savory and joyous Eid.

aaj aakhan waris shah nu,
kiton kabraan vichchon bol,
te aaj kitab-e ishq daa
koi aglaa varkaa phol

ik roi si dhee punjaab di,
tuun likh likh maare vain,

aaj lakhaan dheeaan rondian,
tainun waris shah nun kahen

uthh dardmandaan dia dardiaa,
uthh takk apnaa punjab

aaj bele lashaan bichhiaan
te lahu dii bharii chenab

kise ne panjan panian vichch dittii zahar ralaa
te unhaan paniiaan dharat...

Two Doctors opened offices in a small town and put up signs reading Dr Smith and Dr Jones "Psychiatry and Proctology."

The town council was not too happy with the sign and so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors".

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to " Schizoids and Hemorrhoids".

The town didn't like that either and countered with " Catatonics...

To reduce tension in the office

Do these facial exercises every two hours. It is good for stress-relief !

Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded.'

The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes...