No one is hot shot, I just wanted a 'throw you off' title. I am just following today's trend.

So now as you guys are in, better leave a comment cause I am leaving many in your blogs

an increase of threads by new moms in Parenting forum. There is a lot of double meaning talk going on in blogs amongst married ladies and that is not looking very good for the future of world's population.

We are already running out of resources people. Please avoid peer pressure.

When I was a little girl
I never had any bloating issues
My bowel movements were soft and easy
I only had to use lots of tissues

Now I am all grownup but bloated
And add fiber to my diet by eating figs
But one thing that I am always so sure about
All girls are very nice but all men are pigs

I always wanted to write a blog that no one could understand but it makes me look a like very thoughtful person and compel the reader to give me an advice without even knowing what they are giving advice about or at least say inshallah or aameen at the end. So her it goes.



I always knew that he will say this to her but she never realized what he said. Why some people play with the emotions of others. Yes I know that he could’ve gone to this other person he keeps...

I am looking to buy a designer lungi from lalloo_laal_lungi_wala.com. With shipping and handling and whistling and hooting, its going to cost me a lots. Its a kick a$$ lungi meaning people will be kicking my a$$ once I wear that.

Please stop collecting for Nj's sari and send me that money

Thank you.

I love, trust and respect them both. But they are not on talking terms with each other. Well. in fact one ulloo decided to act like na'i naveli dulhan and not speaking, although the other one is trying to reestablish communication.

I want to bring them back together. What to do


On a side note, I am on a mission to improve the music taste of you guys. Forget about Atif Aslam, listen to this.

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They have nice ladies sandals as their profile pic. I am learning from them. Please help me chose one for my profile.

I cant have enough of this beautiful song by Nayyara Noor. I especially love the guitar intro

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He was great but got too much into fusion kind of stuff. This is awesome, nothing but him, harmonium and tabla.

Thanks for Namaan and Lucid for their 'how to upload audio' tutorial

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1) Multi course Friday night dinner prepared by the host's wife,
2) Late night sittings and confessions about who had crush on which female school teacher
3) Phone calling old school mates who are still in Pakistan
4) Put put golf at the beach
5) Kishore's songs sing along
6) Table tennis matches
7) Sabri nihari
8) Full body massages
9) Cuban cigars and meetha paan in the back yard under a chilly night sky
10) Mukesh's songs videos
11)...

You remember that kid covered in human crap in Slumdog Millionaire. Why is that some people in real life remind you of that kid, only not that cute

From 1947 to 2005, highest UFO sightings reported from anywhere in USA after LA County of CA were from the county that we live in .. over 600 UFO sightings ...woahaa ..

I can hear the X File music playing in the back ground.

Truth is out there, Scully ...

1. Last beverage? Patlee Daal
2. Last phone call? Collection Agency
3. Last text message? “please TLK stop bothering me or I will tell Niksik
4. Last song you listened to? Jummay ke din kiya chummay ka wada
5. Last time you cried? 5 seconds ago after reading so many blogs based on this questionnaire.

who the heck eats lunch at that time

I do

I am so hungry that my head is hurting, so decided to skip the protocols and have an early early lunch. and not that I did not have a breakfast. Niks made some awesome french toasts for me for breakfast that I had at 7:40 AM, only 3 hours ago.

I apologize for the use of bad title but I am using Director’s privilege to say so.

To all those stud muffins who think that they belong to the family of Hugh Hefner and take GS as their playboy mansion where they can hunt for girls so they can get into their pants, I do not need to follow a policy or GS rule to ban your sorry ass from GS for good.

We want this website to be as family friendly as possible and I don’t want people to be afraid of referring GS...