THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
Posted Nov 28th, 2007 at 03:41 AM by twin_born
That's an old phrase up there, the battle of the sexes.Most people think of it as a joke. They're wrong. The sexes have been in a state of war for centuries, and in the last one,
the men started losing.
"Men make Gods, and women worship them."
James G. Frazer (1854-1941)
Men don't need arm protectors for their couches. Hell, men don't even need toilet seats.
Why? Because we're men, damnit.
But women, women need every comfort imaginable. In the bathroom, all a guy needs is his razor, some soap, a towel and some toothpaste. Women need three drawers, two shelves and a closet full of crap—and that's just to take a dump. In the
kitchen, all most guys need is a skillet, a sharp knife and some salt and pepper. Modern women can't cook unless they've gotfour hundred plug-in appliances, eighteen bins of utensils, two spice racks, two ovens, an extra sink and then someone else todo the cooking.
Over the centuries, men have taken all the struggle out oflife—for women. Men still die early from the strain of supporting their families, of dealing with **** jobs and even bigger**** bosses, of fighting the government, their neighbors,their wives and every other thing around them day in and day out until the welcome black curtain of death comes to make it all better.
Our ancestors built huts for their women. Their sons builttowns, then castles, then sprawling metropolises everywhere
around the globe. Men have dotted the planet with shoppingmalls and beauty salons for women. We invented everything
we could to please them. We brought light into the homes,then we gave them vacuum cleaners, dish washers, steamirons, automatic washers and dryers, juice makers, rug shampooers,
drip coffee makers—everything we could think of to make their lives easier.
And you know what?
It was all one big mistake.
I'll tell you why.
Moral : - Women are like cats. They don't appreciate anything. The more you give them, the more they want. And you know it's
true.
the men started losing.
"Men make Gods, and women worship them."
James G. Frazer (1854-1941)
Men don't need arm protectors for their couches. Hell, men don't even need toilet seats.
Why? Because we're men, damnit.
But women, women need every comfort imaginable. In the bathroom, all a guy needs is his razor, some soap, a towel and some toothpaste. Women need three drawers, two shelves and a closet full of crap—and that's just to take a dump. In the
kitchen, all most guys need is a skillet, a sharp knife and some salt and pepper. Modern women can't cook unless they've gotfour hundred plug-in appliances, eighteen bins of utensils, two spice racks, two ovens, an extra sink and then someone else todo the cooking.
Over the centuries, men have taken all the struggle out oflife—for women. Men still die early from the strain of supporting their families, of dealing with **** jobs and even bigger**** bosses, of fighting the government, their neighbors,their wives and every other thing around them day in and day out until the welcome black curtain of death comes to make it all better.
Our ancestors built huts for their women. Their sons builttowns, then castles, then sprawling metropolises everywhere
around the globe. Men have dotted the planet with shoppingmalls and beauty salons for women. We invented everything
we could to please them. We brought light into the homes,then we gave them vacuum cleaners, dish washers, steamirons, automatic washers and dryers, juice makers, rug shampooers,
drip coffee makers—everything we could think of to make their lives easier.
And you know what?
It was all one big mistake.
I'll tell you why.
Moral : - Women are like cats. They don't appreciate anything. The more you give them, the more they want. And you know it's
true.
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