Crass Quotes

PakistaniAbroad · Mar 20th, 2003, 11:19 AM

PKC had this in his signature..

Dont Fart from ur mouth , there is a separate orifice provided - Wordsworth

Now I was apalled at the vulgarity and tastelessness of the quote and thought PKC had coined it (no offence yaar) but reading Wordsworth's name at the end was a real shocker.

Do u know of other out of taste quotations which survived just because someone famous had said them?

Mr Xtreme · Mar 20th, 2003, 11:22 AM

Somehow I don't think that's Wordsworth, I think PKC can take credit for this one all by himself

funguy · Mar 20th, 2003, 01:05 PM

Remember Sadi Sobi's quote that "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"?. She gave Allama Iqbal the credit for it. Were you sleeping then?

lost soul · Mar 20th, 2003, 03:00 PM

I just read that quote and seriously I thought more or less on the same lines, since Wordsworth has been my favourite poet the 'poet of nature.' However, I never knew that he took nature to that lengh...or would be that explicit...

"The music in my heart I bore
Long after it was heard no more"

funguy · Mar 20th, 2003, 03:14 PM

May be PKC is implying these Words Worth something.

Poodenay_Ki_Chutney · Mar 21st, 2003, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PakistaniAbroad:
PKC had this in his signature..

Dont Fart from ur mouth , there is a separate orifice provided - Wordsworth

Now I was apalled at the vulgarity and tastelessness of the quote and thought PKC had coined it (no offence yaar) but reading Wordsworth's name at the end was a real shocker.

Do u know of other out of taste quotations which survived just because someone famous had said them?

I think he said this appalling, vulgar and tasteless thing when he met a person like u . (no offence yaar)

Poodenay_Ki_Chutney · Mar 21st, 2003, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lost soul:
I just read that quote and seriously I thought more or less on the same lines, since Wordsworth has been my favourite poet the 'poet of nature.' However, I never knew that he took nature to that lengh...or would be that explicit...

"The music in my heart I bore
Long after it was heard no more"

Time for u to read the daffodils again ..even though 90% orf pakistanis have never seen daffodils.

here is one for u

The music in my heart that I crave.
Our minds are forever our colonial masters Slave

Poodenay_Ki_Chutney · Mar 21st, 2003, 08:26 AM

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Originally posted by funguy:
Remember Sadi Sobi's quote that "A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle"?. She gave Allama Iqbal the credit for it. Were you sleeping then?

spot-on

Sadi Sobi · Mar 22nd, 2003, 05:29 AM

PKC, stop copying me you silly freshy. Lying only suits true Brits.

Thap · Mar 23rd, 2003, 12:42 PM

That and drinking bovril.