http://www.paklinks.com/gs/ Heard or told a good joke lately? Share it with the rest of the community. Time to show off your funny bone. en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:45:22 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.paklinks.com/gs/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.paklinks.com/gs/ http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/373183-my-eid-my-bakra.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:57:05 GMT This is my true story, just want to share with you all.

"Pata Nahi mere saath hi aisa kiyon hota hay. sn 2007 mein ne qurbani ke liyeh bakra liya. buhat hi khubsorat, mota taza, dulhan ki tarha saja howa tha pata nahi kis ki nazar lag gai. Qurbani wale din (First Day of Eid) hi fout (died) hogiya. Phir sun 2008 Mein mein ne bakra liya buhat hi haseen, humpty dumpty, bilkul dulhe ki tarha, magar buhat hi chalak tha, moqa dheek kar bagh giya, bagha kiya tha mujeh be apne peechay baghaya, itna agar mein race mein bhagta to Highest Gold medal ley leta. Magar buhat baghane ke baad mera bakra ghir giya or fout (died) ho giya.

Ab sooch raha hoon ke is saal bakra lo ke na lo, aisa mere saath hi kiyon hota hay?"


Well that's all... ]]> Jokes (Rated G) luv2moon http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/373183-my-eid-my-bakra.html http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/372928-george-w-bush.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 01:45:03 GMT George W. Bush is sitting in the White House kitchen putting together a puzzle and having a very difficult time of it. The first lady comes into the kitchen, and asks what he's doing. Very frustrated, George says, "I'm trying to do this tiger puzzle, but I can't seem to make the pieces fit right."
Laura Bush sighs and says, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box, dear, and come to bed." ]]> Jokes (Rated G) wlxbeauty http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/372928-george-w-bush.html http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/372829-indian-hell.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 20:50:28 GMT Can apply for some other countries too :) ================================================== A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, “What do they do there?” He is told, “First they put you in an... Can apply for some other countries too :)

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A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes to the German hell and asks, “What do they do there?” He is told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.”

The man doesn’t like it, so he moves on and checks out the American hell, the Russian hell and hells of other countries. He finds that they’re all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, “What do they do here?” He is told, “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and beats you for the rest of the day.” “But that is exactly the same as all the other hells; so why are so many people waiting to get in here?” wonders the man.

He is told, “Because the maintenance here is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed and the Indian devil is a former government servant, so he just comes in, signs the attendance register and then goes to the canteen.” ]]> Jokes (Rated G) Punjabee in USA http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/372829-indian-hell.html http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/372555-murga-aur-murgi.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:37:18 GMT Murga to murgi: I love you jan-e-man!! Tumhare liay kuch bi kar sakta hoon. Murgi: Hae Allah! Sachi? Murga: Bilkul sach! - - - - Murgi: chal fair ANDA de..... Murga to murgi: I love you jan-e-man!! Tumhare liay kuch bi kar sakta hoon.
Murgi: Hae Allah! Sachi?
Murga: Bilkul sach!
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Girl: Sacha pyaar.
Boy: Oo anni di ay...! Machhar kadd..!! ]]> Jokes (Rated G) us1986 http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/372542-ankhon-mein-dekho.html http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/372541-golden-principles-life.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:23:14 GMT 1 of the Golden principles of life: "Agar aap ko koi pathar marey to ap usko phool maaro.. magar.....Gamley k sath!" ]]> Jokes (Rated G) us1986 http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/372541-golden-principles-life.html http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371815-should-check-his-personal-backround.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:31:15 GMT During a World war II street fight.............

The leutnant says to the feldwebel :

"That guy over there is pretty good"

"Yes indeed, but i have a feeling that we should better check his personal background"

"Why ?"

"After every shot he carefully removes his fingerprints from the rifle"


:hehe: ]]> Jokes (Rated G) Arleitter http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371815-should-check-his-personal-backround.html http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371811-world-war-ii-jokes-german-paratroopers-over-greece.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 03:29:24 GMT A plane with german paratroopers above Greece.

The instructor guides every single parachutist to the door and pushes him out.

"Come on , come on , come on !" "We dont have time to mess around !"

"Out with you cowards!" "Come on ! The next one ! go go go!"

But one of them resists to jump by all means. He kicks punches and screams, tries to stem his legs against the doorframe.

"Out with you !" "We have no time for cowards !"

At last, the instructor gives him a kick and he flies out of the door...

The remaining parachutists start to laugh..

"You think that was funny or what ?"

"Funny ? , yes indeed sir.....that was the pilot"

:p ]]> Jokes (Rated G) Arleitter http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371811-world-war-ii-jokes-german-paratroopers-over-greece.html http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371655-train-passenger.html Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:48:44 GMT *Train main aik husband apni wife say*:Tujh say shadi kar kay pachtaa raha hooN :mad: Dill karta hay tujhey kuttay kay agay daal dooN . . . . . . . . Train main aik husband apni wife say:Tujh say shadi kar kay pachtaa raha hooN :mad:
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Saamnay wala passenger:

Bhow wow wow bhow bhow bbowwww woowwww



]]> Jokes (Rated G) James_Bhaand http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371655-train-passenger.html http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371519-managers-vs-engineers.html Mon, 16 Nov 2009 11:01:14 GMT *Managers vs Engineers* *(1).* A group of Managers on a training course are given the task of finding the height of a flagpole outside the training centre. There are several of them in the group so they all start leaping about trying to figure out how to get the tape measure up to the top of... Managers vs Engineers

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A group of Managers on a training course are given the task of finding the height of a flagpole outside the training centre. There are several of them in the group so they all start leaping about trying to figure out how to get the tape measure up to the top of the pole. After about half an hour they decide to try fixing the tape to the string that raises the flag and getting it to the top that way.
They've got the tape half way up and it's stuck on a metal ring when an engineer walks past and asks what they're trying to do. When he's told, he lifts the pole out of the ground, lays it down and measures it, tells the group how long it is, and walks on.
"Isn't that just typical of an engineer?" says one of the managers, "We want the height, and he tells us the length!"

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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She reduced altitude and spotted a man below. She descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me sir, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.'
The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'
'You must be an engineer,' said the lady balloonist.
'I am', replied the man. 'How did you know?'
'Well, answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at all. If anything you've delayed my trip even more.'
The man below responded, 'You must be a manager.'
'I am,' replied the lady balloonist, 'but, how did you know?'
'Well,' said the man, 'You don't know where you are, or where you're going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air within. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems.' ]]> Jokes (Rated G) Iyla http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371519-managers-vs-engineers.html http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371487-msulim-terriost-d.html Mon, 16 Nov 2009 06:01:40 GMT A man in USA see a dog attacking a lady.. He kicks the dog.. He dies

Newspaper Report:

" Local hero saves lady from Dog"

Man says:

" I am not American"

Report Changed:

"Foreign hero saves lady form Dog"

Man says:

"Actually i am Pakistani"













Breaking news:


" Muslim terrorist killed Innocent Dog" :omg: ]]> Jokes (Rated G) Tab.D http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371487-msulim-terriost-d.html http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371287-chicken-planting.html Sun, 15 Nov 2009 01:03:08 GMT *A Man *decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with. A month later he returned to the dealer for another *hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died* A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot... A Man decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to begin with.

A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died

A month later he was back at the same dealer for another hundred chickens because the second lot had also died and then he realised “I think I know where I’m going wrong,” said the man, “I think I’m planting them too deep.”

Bahahahahahahhaah :omg: :omg: :omg: ]]> Jokes (Rated G) iShaz http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371287-chicken-planting.html http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371234-how-make-fruitcakes.html Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:12:00 GMT * Fruitcake Recipe 1 cup water 1 cup sugar 4 large eggs 2 cups dried fruit 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup brown sugar lemon juice nuts Fruitcake Recipe
1 cup water
1 cup sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskey


Sample the whiskey to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl

Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup.

Turn off mixer.

Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?

Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nut.


Add one tablespoon of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven.

Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Throw the bowl out of the window .

Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed .

Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?:aj:
]]> Jokes (Rated G) Lost souls http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/371234-how-make-fruitcakes.html http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/370347-afghanistan.html Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:03:28 GMT Visiting Afghanistan for a second time, a war correspondent noted that since the fall of the Taliban, wives who used to walk ten paces behind their husbands were now walking ten paces in front. The journalist asked one of the men if this was a sign of growing equality.

"No", the man replied. "Land-mines." ]]> Jokes (Rated G) NaMaan http://www.paklinks.com/gs/jokes-rated-g/370347-afghanistan.html