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Feb 19th, 2004, 05:01 PM
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janwar GS ke taza tareen news kay sath hazir hai .....
Bao behari kay nalkay ka pai nahi aaraha jis ke wajha say ajj kal woh hum-mam khanay mai jaa kar 10 rupess mai nahatay hai .
maheen ==== un kay sir kay under maheen maheen jooie chali gaie hai jo kay insect killer spary say bhi nahi jaa rahe , khooja khooja kar ganji ho gaie hai .
Dania ==== woh ajj kal atlanta kay aik zoo mai paie jati hai , 1 rupess wala ticket laga howa hai , 4 months ka festival hai , phelay aie or phelay paie ke bunyad par ticket deyeah jaie ga.....
pagal Deewani ==== pagal deewani appnay deewanay pan par bara pareshan hai or appna sir deewar ar mar mar kay appnay app ko laho lohan kar dala hai , jo un ko pakar kar un ke marham pati kar day ga us ko moooo manga inam melay ga .
Ajnabi4ever --- yeah insan numa donkey kahi bhi nazar aajaie us ko gooli mar dena ka hukum hai.... pagal khana walay or jin say yeah peesay lay kar oodhar bhaga howa hai sab peechay paray howay hai , pata dena walay ko aik water cooler inam mai deyeah jaie ga....
No-Reservation --- ajj he 2 ghantay phelay itla mele hai kay abb no reservation ke reservation ho rahe hai or ticket bilkul free hai , her kese ko un kay peechay kick marnay ke azadi hai ... phelay aie or phelay sawab kamaie ka boad laga howa hai .
NiMmi ==== nimmi jab subha ajj jagi or appnay miror ko dekha tu miror aik dum tot geyeah or woh bhi behosh ho gaie coz unho nay appnay app ko ajj makeup kay bagar dekh leyeah ...
Azad --- in ko azad kar kay zoo walay boohat khoosh hai warna poora zoo ka khana yeah akelay khaa jatay the.....
ghazal-kesi-ke --- ajj kal sab ke ho gaie hai .
mahnoor@lahore === ajj achanak market mai lipstick choorati hoie pakri gaie , pakarnay walay GS kay Mod the tu chor deyeah geyeah .
Kamran_khan === afghanistan say pakistan aarahay hai anday ke factory laganay ... matlab boohat sa sarmayah pakistan aaraha hai pathanoo ke soorat mai ..
DarcKo ==== ajj gali gali mohalay mohalay mai darcko bachoo tahreek ke raali nekali gaie.... bird flu kay bad abb darcko glue aageyeah hai .sab appni nose ko band kar lay jab darcko samnay say goozray , shukriya....
Bilal bhai ------ bilal bhai ajj kal kay mahenaz goolokar hai...jabhi ajj kal bilkul baykar hai ... unho nay aik meerasiyo ke cricket team banie hai jo kay match khalnay topa-take-singh jaa rahe hai.
rani pakistani---ka kal raat ko kese chor nay paras choora kar bhag geyeah tu rani pakistani nay shoor macha deyeah kay meray paras mai 100000 rupess or boohat say kemiti zeewar the magar after 15 minz wapas aageyeah paras lay kar or bola kay kuch rakh leeyah karo wesay manay 10 rupess dal deyeah hai bus ka keerayeah ..
cat-woman--- ke ajj moochay nekal aie hai or woh un moocho kay sath khoosh khoosh bharam mai cat walk karti hoie nazar aarahe hai...
jonybr === un ko kuch kahnay say phelay soocho phir bolo ka nara gali gali or mohalay mohalay lagyeah jaa raha hai .
shikra --ka ajj shikar hotay hotay bacha aik sheekari ke gun say coz woh dor say us shekari ko moti bhans jasi nazar aarahe the...
pakistan kuri --- un ka naam par ajj kal market mai DAWA banaie jaa rahe hai kay aik dafa kuri ko pe lo or jee lo... jis say larkay boohat fieda utha rahay hai... jali Dawa say bachna hedayat , trademark zaror chack kar lena.
Muslim Qeen === muslim queen nay ajj appni bhangi paray ke reeyeah kay sath beth kar boohat say waqat goozara un kay bacho ko gud mai lay lay kar ghar ghar gaie ... or un kay sath khana khayeah or pic le gaie ..... BBC Or CNN walo ke covrage boohat ache thi un kay sath.
BAQI LOGO KE TAZA TAZA KHABRAY APP TAK MILTI RAHAY GE.... jab tak kay leyeah is janwar ko ijazat deyeah miltay hai aik break kay bad... pakistan zindabad.
Mai Bura Mari Duniya Buri . . . . Dor jaoo gay tu Mar JaaOo gaay , PaSs aaOo gaay tu JaL JaaOo gaay
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Feb 19th, 2004, 05:18 PM
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GS Evangelist.....!!!
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Originally posted by Janwar:
janwar GS ke taza tareen news kay sath hazir hai ......
Kamran_khan === afghanistan say pakistan aarahay hai anday ke factory laganay ... matlab boohat sa sarmayah pakistan aaraha hai pathanoo ke soorat mai ..
BAQI LOGO KE TAZA TAZA KHABRAY APP TAK MILTI RAHAY GE.... jab tak kay leyeah is janwar ko ijazat deyeah miltay hai aik break kay bad... pakistan zindabad.
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A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?
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Feb 19th, 2004, 05:26 PM
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~Da King~
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bhai mere news kya hay ?? 
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Feb 19th, 2004, 05:46 PM
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 ...janwar jee...mei ne aap ka kiya bigaara hai... 
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Feb 19th, 2004, 05:51 PM
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Hi... Dushman... long time no see... app nay PTV mein Nokri kerli hai kia?
Proud member of Shahid Afridi fan Club!
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Feb 20th, 2004, 12:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Janwar:
janwar GS ke taza tareen news kay sath hazir hai .....
No-Reservation --- ajj he 2 ghantay phelay itla mele hai kay abb no reservation ke reservation ho rahe hai or ticket bilkul free hai , her kese ko un kay peechay kick marnay ke azadi hai ... phelay aie or phelay sawab kamaie ka boad laga howa hai .
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Janwar bhai...... aaj tak peeth peechay hi tau kick milti rahi hai.... armaan hai keh koi saamnay aa kar ..... apna asli chehra dikha kar vaar karay 
Write me off.... at your own risk.... KK
kaanTay jo dosto ne bichai haiN raah mai
palkoN se apni unko chuno, aur khush raho...
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Feb 20th, 2004, 07:25 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Janwar:
mahnoor@lahore === ajj achanak market mai lipstick choorati hoie pakri gaie , pakarnay walay GS kay Mod the tu chor deyeah geyeah .
pakistan zindabad.
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 I dont wear Lipstick, Anyways, Pakarnie wale mod kounsei thei
hum paii yeh kis nay harra rung dalla
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Feb 20th, 2004, 08:55 AM
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lahore say jo tuo water cooler laiker bhaga hai na wo wapas ker day yusuf falooday walay ko..
Teri khabroon say lugta hai kay 'Hum sub janwaar hain'
JTV : Janwaar TV per broadcast ho rahay hain..
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Feb 20th, 2004, 10:41 AM
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dark blue bold
mr news reporter yeah sari news aap ko kahan se mili i mean aap ki source koun hay .....mujhay us ka naam maloom karna hay 
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Feb 20th, 2004, 10:50 AM
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News ka waqt khatam huwa...hamaray sath rehnay ka shukrea.. aglay bulletin tak Allah Hafiz... 
*c h a m k e e l i * a n k h e i n*
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Feb 20th, 2004, 11:11 AM
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~*~Kuri punjabaN~*~
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Originally posted by Janwar:
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mahnoor@lahore === ajj achanak market mai lipstick choorati hoie pakri gaie , pakarnay walay GS kay Mod the tu chor deyeah geyeah .
Kamran_khan === afghanistan say pakistan aarahay hai anday ke factory laganay ... matlab boohat sa sarmayah pakistan aaraha hai pathanoo ke soorat mai ..
rani pakistani---ka kal raat ko kese chor nay paras choora kar bhag geyeah tu rani pakistani nay shoor macha deyeah kay meray paras mai 100000 rupess or boohat say kemiti zeewar the magar after 15 minz wapas aageyeah paras lay kar or bola kay kuch rakh leeyah karo wesay manay 10 rupess dal deyeah hai bus ka keerayeah ..
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Feb 20th, 2004, 05:15 PM
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ajj ke kuch new khabro kay sath yeah janwar app ke khidmat mai paash hai...
No RESERVATION -- ko ajj visa lotery mai naam nekal ayeah or abb woh bangladesh kay izat-dar shaeri khalaie gay .
Nikki --- ajj jab woh soo kar subha jaagi tu un ko ahsas howa kay Birds nay us kay sir par anday deyeah hai coz un kay baal bilkul birds ka ghoosala nazar ata hai...
NiMMi --- ajj appni bodysprey ghar par bhool gaie jis ke wajha say market ma un kay waha anay say kharedaroo ko mushkelat ka samna karna para..
Ajnabi4ever---papu halwaie ke larki ko chertay howay papu halwaie kay beetay say bari maar khaie jis ke wajha say un ko hospital jana para.
sparkly eyes --- sparkly eyes ke chamakti ankho ko dekh kar dor say sab sumhaajtay thay kay bari chamkeli ankhay hai but pass akar pata chala kay ankhoo mai mootiya utar ayah hai.
silly girl --- nay ajj president bush say molaqat ke or appnay silly silly kheyalat say un ko aghaa keyeah jis ke wajha say BUSH nay un ko bola ( hey silly tu abhi tak mujh ko Q nahi mele )
mahnoor@lahore --- kay lahore anay ke wajha say lahore mai karfeyoo naafid kar deyeah geyeah hai ...
Desi Churail --- ke wajha say khi kay bachay boohat dartay hai woh hum nay is baat say andaza lagayeah kay aik maa appnay bachay ko bol rahe thi kay betaa soo jaa soo jaa warna desi churail aajaie ge .
Sandleen -- appni sandel jo shoping kar kay laie thi woh chooti nikli jis ke wajha say un ko appnay ghar ke chapal phana kar party mai jana para....
kamran-khan --- nay ajj GULSHAN IQBAL park mai aik dance picturized karwaayeah ANJOMAN kay sath jis ke wajha say waha kay phoolo or haryali ko boohat nuksan ka samna karna para....
maheen2002 --- ke movie abb 2010 mai release honay ka imkan hai coz un kay makeup ke wajha say sat par humhehshah daari ho jati hai or dates agay bharti rahti hai.
shoaib akhtar --- ke tangoo mai durd ho geyeah un ke bar bar kicks marnay ke wajha say abb un ka ilaj DR khoorana kar raahay hai jo donkey speacilist hai.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm miltay hai aik break kay bad.
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Feb 20th, 2004, 05:29 PM
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diyah ----nay ajj ghar par khana pakyeah jis ke wajha say area walay sumjhay kay ghar mai agg lag gaie hai or us ko bhoojanay kay leeyah gharoo say nekal aie...
Lamhay ---- damay kay marz mai mobtela ho kar abb hakeem teppu say ilaj karwa rahe hai.
faizy ---- jumma bazar mai papu ke underwear beechtay howay nazar aie ...
khanzada --- pathano kay new leader muntakhib hoie hai .
americanDesi ---- pardes mai rahtay howay bhi desi lagtay hai coz woh dhooti kurta pahantay hai ajj bhi.
Little Human ---achanak bari ho gaie jab say un kay garden kay maali nay un ko bhi paani dalna shoro kar deyeah hai.
Hyder syed ---sahab ke chadi mai kese nay kalashan paati Pathakha rakh deyeah jo 10 min kay bad phat geyeah abb bhi un kay pass say agg nekalti hoie nazar aarahe hai magar sumhaj nahi aaraha kay woh jalay kaha say .
Daagh --- ko ajj he serf excel say saaf kar deyeah geyeah hai.
baqqi next time . tata
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Feb 20th, 2004, 05:36 PM
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golden Scorp ----- aik Game mai jo kay sab say bari jump marnay walay ko boohat inam denay ka ilaan kiya tha goverment nay us mai jump martay howay nazar ai or first postion hasil ke... jab manay un say itne lambi jump ka poocha tu gussay mai bolay , sab baatay sahi hai magar mari shalwar mai ANTS kis nay chooray ?
DarckOo -- ke ankho par dark circule par gaie hai jis ke wajha say woh or mazeed kabar kay keeray nazar aanay lagay hai...
black mamba --- GS say boohat dino say gaaieb hai , GS ke team un ko dhoondnay jaa rahe hai jis mai Mods hai coz woh Mods kay peesay lay kar bhaga howa hai .
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Feb 20th, 2004, 05:54 PM
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shikra --ka ajj shikar hotay hotay bacha aik sheekari ke gun say coz woh dor say us shekari ko moti bhans jasi nazar aarahe the...
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lol yeh bheinsen kab sey urney lagg gayin 
...I know that which you do not know. (Quran - 1:30)...... Which then of the bounties of your Lord will you deny?...(Quran - 55:13)...
Shikra was here.
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Feb 20th, 2004, 07:23 PM
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Originally posted by Janwar:
Desi Churail --- ke wajha say khi kay bachay boohat dartay hai woh hum nay is baat say andaza lagayeah kay aik maa appnay bachay ko bol rahe thi kay betaa soo jaa soo jaa warna desi churail aajaie ge .
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lol... hum loog NJ mein app kay baray mein yeh khetey hain kay... soo jaoo bachoon warna janwar baba ajein gaye...
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Feb 20th, 2004, 07:31 PM
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l-o-l-zzzzzzz...
bhai saab lagta hai aap bohot farigh hayn ...
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Feb 20th, 2004, 09:15 PM
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LaBaiK ALlaHUm'ma LaBaiK
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Quote:
Originally posted by Janwar:
janwar GS ke taza tareen news kay sath hazir hai .....
Bao behari kay nalkay ka pai nahi aaraha jis ke wajha say ajj kal woh hum-mam khanay mai jaa kar 10 rupess mai nahatay hai .
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JHoot hay ye...janwar bhai main to eid eid per nahata hoon...main aap per muqudma kar doon ga......
Abbay Neechay kia dekhtay hay-uper daikho :(-- Chapper Qanat
Amir E Azam of Bay-Qaedah Pakistan
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Feb 20th, 2004, 10:04 PM
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~*~Peace to you all~*~
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I am just a little bit younger than you 
*Ahem *Ahem
Tum Karbala kay baad bhee Syed-Sajjad a.s. ho
Koi or hota tou khatha Khuda koi nahin hai
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Feb 21st, 2004, 12:35 AM
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~*~Kuri punjabaN~*~
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Quote:
Originally posted by Janwar:
Nikki --- ajj jab woh soo kar subha jaagi tu un ko ahsas howa kay Birds nay us kay sir par anday deyeah hai coz un kay baal bilkul birds ka ghoosala nazar ata hai...
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ji nai meray baal asay nahi hain
JANWAR BECHARA KAL KAHIN GIR GAYA THA
tab sya hi kahbrein pari ja raha ha 
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