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Nov 7th, 2009, 10:56 AM
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Hello and welcome to the KurriPunjaban match making service.
We hope your time with us will be pleasant and we can find you exactly what you are looking for in a life partner.
We have been an established business for many years and so far have matched over 600 million couples. Our most famous couple being Aishwarya Rai and Amitabh Bachan. *oh sheet I meant Abhishek* 
Yes you too could have a long and happy married life.
Not only do we find your perfect match, we also organise your dream online shaadi. From Dholkis to your Nikah and your Valima. We have a resident Maulvi (yet to be named) so we can do your Nikkah right here in this thread.
So please, read Bismillah and choroo hajaye.
What we ask you to do is:
1. Tell us your name and age.
2. Tell us what you're looking for in a husband/wife.
and
3. Have your standards set very very very low.
Good luck to you all.
Let the cafe rishtas....BEGIN.
COUPLES SO FAR:
OUR FIRST JORI, AMINAS AND HASHMAT. BOHAT BOHAT MUBARAK HO.
OUR SECOND JORI, SADAF AND CHAMP
OUR THIRD JORI, POPPIES AND LAFANTER. LAFANTER IS BOOKING THE SHAADI HALL.
OUR FOURTH JORI,THE VOICE AND KHUMAR.
OUR FIFTH JORI, ARAFAT AND GAIA!
OUR SIXTH JORI, LP AND JAFRI! 
OUR SEVENTH JORI, ESIX AND INZI!
OUR EIGHTH JORI, AISHA AND CHUNK.
OUR NINETH JORI, AAHO AND DANIA!!!
OUR TENTH JORI, NAMAAN AND SHEYN
OUR ELEVENTH JORI, MARIA AND INTOXICATED
Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman.
--Coco Chanel
Last edited by lifeless; Nov 9th, 2009 at 04:32 PM..
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Nov 7th, 2009, 10:58 AM
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Okay me first:
1) Shagufta Ali Singh is ma name  I is 18 saal ki 
2) I want someone who.. wait, anyone. 
3) They are 
So who will shaadi me?
PS - I is a parhi likhi wi larki and want a nice parha likha wa munda You do not have to be daaktar even
LP DeeDee Chup Chup! *inspired by Burpee*
Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears.
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Nov 7th, 2009, 10:59 AM
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Thank you inzi. Okay guys, here is our first dhulan. Any offers?
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:00 AM
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1-. Bakhtawar, 21
2. looking for a sona rich cafe munda who will buy me lots of shoes and let me talk about his monn and sisters without a care. i will own after our shaadi basically. nnust be gora chita. zaat: cafeites ghahahahahhaha
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:01 AM
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name name sadaf
age 22
doing MBA
need a handsome sole son of parents must be rich and willing to spend money....be quick plz i cant wait(shopping karni hai na)
AfTeR LoSiNg yOu i mIsS YoUr sMiLe a lOt bUt i mIsS My oWn sMiLe mOrE
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:01 AM
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The girls are rolling in. Where are all the dhulas? 2 pretty ladies here, ready to start the shaadi process. Lets go.
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:01 AM
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1- Rasheeda Begum age 42
2- He Should be Mota, Kala, Ganja and atleast 3 inches shorter than me (I am 4'2 )
See my requirments are not too high 
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kurripunjaban
...We have been an established business for many years and so far have matched over 600 million couples. Our most famous couple being Aishwarya Rai and Amitabh Bachan....
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wow!!! u r incest rishtas too? haha thats intertesting...looks like ur offices mis-matches files...my advice...never take father-son cases when they are looking for brides together 
LEARN to write Roman Urdu
visit my thread in libguistic section
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:03 AM
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4 dulhans ready and waiting.
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hashmat Usmani
wow!!! u r incest rishtas too? haha thats intertesting...looks like ur offices mis-matches files...my advice...never take father-son cases when they are looking for brides together |
HAHAHAHA I MEANT ABHISHEK.
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:04 AM
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no1- wants to shaadi me}? AM I TOO OLD ALREADY!-!-!-
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:04 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by aminas
1- Rasheeda Begum age 42
2- He Should be Mota, Kala, Ganja and atleast 3 inches shorter than me (I am 4'2 )
See my requirments are not too high |
that sounds like me! do i have a chance amnina?
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:04 AM
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where is my Wo
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Hashmat Usmani
that sounds like me! do i have a chance amnina?
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But Do you own textile, sugar mills etc
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:06 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kurripunjaban
HAHAHAHA I MEANT ABHISHEK. |
I didnt even notice that 
Well at least that guarantees access to the ghar ki dolat 
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:07 AM
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OH WOW AMINAS AND HASHMAT. Do we have our first couple?
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kurripunjaban
HAHAHAHA I MEANT ABHISHEK. |
this was ur first GOOFED UP case...gimme a $1999 to keep my mouth shut :hehe:
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:08 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by kurripunjaban
OH WOW AMINAS AND HASHMAT. Do we have our first couple?
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He hasnt replied to my question yet 
So jam your excitment for a bit
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:08 AM
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hahahahahahahahhaha
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Nov 7th, 2009, 11:08 AM
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kp, shud we add the couples to the first post}?}?
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