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Dangers in microwave ovens
From conclusions based on the Swiss, Russian and German scientific clinical studies, we can no longer ignore the microwave oven sitting in our kitchens.

1). Continually eating food processed from a microwave oven causes long term - permanent - brain damage by "shorting out" electrical impulses in the brain [de-polarizing or de-magnetizing the brain tissue].

2). The human body cannot metabolize [break down] the unknown by-products created in microwaved food.

3). Male and female hormone production is shut down and/or altered by continually eating microwaved foods. Males can grow breasts due to the excessive estrogen production caused by microwaves.

4). The effects of microwaved food by-products are residual [long term, permanent] within the human body.

5). Minerals, vitamins, and nutrients of all microwaved food is reduced or altered so that the human body gets little or no benefit, or the human body absorbs altered compounds that cannot be broken down.

6). The minerals in vegetables are altered into cancerous free radicals when cooked in microwave ovens.

7). Microwaved foods cause stomach and intestinal cancerous growths [tumors]. This may explain the rapidly increased rate of colon cancer in America.

8). The prolonged eating of microwaved foods causes cancerous cells to increase in human blood.

9). Continual ingestion of microwaved food causes immune system deficiencies through lymph gland and blood serum alterations.

10). Eating microwaved food causes loss of memory, concentration, emotional instability, and a decrease of intelligence.

Have you tossed out your microwave oven yet?

Shikra

No. As a matter of fact, I just heated rice in microwave oven that I am eating right now

Shahreen

Too many jokes, not enough time.

Thap

What you taken up writing comedy and don't have time to toss your microwave off!! For shame! make time it's the least you can do.

Shahreen

Have you tossed your microwave Thap? You kinky thing.

Mr Fraudia

Blushing Visison

did you come up with this list yourself? if so what is the basis of these statement? if not, where was this information obtained from?

Gracias

Hyderabadi

1) I will just eat my food cold or raw

2) Laxatives will do the trick

3) This could prove benefitial to some women

4) Like I said, I'll eat my food cold or raw

5) Listen to MC Hammer...He'll break it down for you.

6) Cancerous free sounds like a good thing.

7) Just a little bit of this cancer is the semi-colon kind.

8) I'll get a blood transfusion.

9) That settles it, I'm eating everything cold and raw.

10) um...I forgot..what was this post about?

No, I'm eating everything cold and raw.

Bandoostaa

The article by Anthony Wayne and Lawrence Newell.

They went on to to write:
"Who invented microwave ovens?
The Nazis, for use in their mobile support operations, originally developed microwave "radiomissor" cooking ovens to be used for the invasion of Russia...The use of artificial microwave transmissions for subliminal psychological control, a.k.a. "brainwashing", has also been proven. We're attempting to obtain copies of the 1970's Russian research documents...."

That's just great!

Nibss

" Males can grow breasts " ..hmmmmm

this is good caz then we dont have to run after women ....

where did u get these finding from btway?