• Accomplished
  • Aggravated
  • Amused
  • Angry
  • Annoyed
  • Anxious
  • Apathetic
  • Artistic
  • Awake
  • Bitchy
  • Blah
  • Blank
  • Bored
  • Bouncy
  • Busy
  • Calm
  • Cheerful
  • Chipper
  • Cold
  • Complacent
  • Confused
  • Contemplative
  • Content
  • Cranky
  • Crappy
  • Crazy
  • Creative
  • Crushed
  • Curious
  • Cynical
  • Depressed
  • Determined
  • Devious
  • Dirty
  • Disappointed
  • Discontent
  • Disgusted
  • Distressed
  • Ditzy
  • Dorky
  • Drained
  • Drunk
  • Ecstatic
  • Embarrassed
  • Energetic
  • Enraged
  • Enthralled
  • Envious
  • Exanimate
  • Excited
  • Exhausted
  • Flirty
  • Frustrated
  • Full
  • Geeky
  • Giddy
  • Giggly
  • Gloomy
  • Good
  • Grateful
  • Groggy
  • Grumpy
  • Guilty
  • Happy
  • High
  • Hopeful
  • Horny
  • Hot
  • Hungry
  • Hyper
  • Impressed
  • Indescribable
  • Indifferent
  • Infuriated
  • Intimidated
  • Irate
  • Irritated
  • Jealous
  • Jubilant
  • Lazy
  • Lethargic
  • Listless
  • Lonely
  • Loved
  • Melancholy
  • Mellow
  • Mischievous
  • Moody
  • Morose
  • Naughty
  • Nauseated
  • Nerdy
  • Nervous
  • Nostalgic
  • Numb
  • Okay
  • Optimistic
  • Pakistan
  • Peaceful
  • Pensive
  • Pessimistic
  • Pissedoff
  • Pleased
  • Predatory
  • Productive
  • Quixotic
  • Recumbent
  • Refreshed
  • Rejected
  • Rejuvenated
  • Relaxed
  • Relieved
  • Restless
  • Rushed
  • Sad
  • Satisfied
  • Scared
  • Shocked
  • Sick
  • Silly
  • Sleepy
  • Sore
  • Stressed
  • Surprised
  • Sympathetic
  • Thankful
  • Thirsty
  • Thoughtful
  • Tired
  • Touched
  • Uncomfortable
  • Weird
  • Working
  • Worried
  • User Tag List

    Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
    Results 1 to 18 of 39
    1. #1
      Member
      ----
       

      thatbrownkid's Avatar
      Join Date
      Sep 26, 2005
      Posts
      399
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.
      'Ok, this one is easy to fly', said the Chinese trainer, 'even you fools should be able to operate it! You press this button to go up, this one to go left and this one for turning right!'
      'But how do we come down?' asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.
      'Oh,' said the Chinese 'leave that to the Indian Air Force!'

      --------------------------------------------------------------

      A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Delhi found himself needing to urinate badly. After a long search he could not find any place to you-know, and eventually couldn't control himself and chose a silent corner of a clean street to release himself.
      As soon as he had just started you-know-what, a Delhi police official approached him, 'Hey, What do you think you're doing here?'
      Pakistani tourist: 'Sorry I have to Pee'
      Police : 'No PP here okay ? Follow me.'
      The Police officer took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.
      Police: 'PP here..... and have a nice day'.
      Pakistani tourist : 'Oh Sir, ....... that's very nice of you, is this Indian courtesy?'
      Police: 'No.......this is The Pakistani Embassy!'

      --------------------------------------------------------------


      What do you call 5 pakistanis driving down a hill in an opel astra???
      Ans: A damn shame! they could have fit 6....

      --------------------------------------------------------------

      How come all the paki jokes are 1 liners

      - They do not deserve more...

      --------------------------------------------------------------


      Two guys, an Indian, a Pakistani are out walking together one day. These 2 guys come across a lantern. When they rub it, a Genie pops out of it.
      'I will give you each one wish, that's two wishes total,' says the Genie.
      The Pakistani said, 'I want a wall around Pakistan, so that no neighbors or infidels can come into our Paki land.' With a blink of the Genie's eye, 'POOF' there was a huge wall around Pakistan.
      'Hmmmm', the Indian asks, 'I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.' The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and completely surrounds Pakistan. Nothing can get in or out.'
      So the Indian says, 'Fill it up with water.'
      --------------------------------------------------------------

      A brain tumor patient with end-stage disease was informed that he needed an immediate brain transplant operation.The surgeon told him, 'You can have an Indian brain for $10,000 dollars or an American's for $25,000dollars or I can give you 10 gms. of a Paki's brain for $100,000 dollars.'
      The patient asked,'Why is the Paki's brain so much more expensive than the others?'
      Well,' replied the surgeon, 'we have to go through a lot of Pakistanis to find 10 gms of brain.'
      Yea, I can be a pretty nice kid when I take my medication.

    2. #2
      senorita miembro
      ----
       

      Sara516's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jul 6, 2004
      Posts
      45,487
      Blogs
      26
      Mentioned
      36 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      Thas funny queer!
      The grass ain't always greener on the other side, it's green where you water it.

    3. #3
      Member
      ----
       

      thatbrownkid's Avatar
      Join Date
      Sep 26, 2005
      Posts
      399
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      I am NOT Queer for the 3587249782385349587th TIME!
      Yea, I can be a pretty nice kid when I take my medication.

    4. #4
      senorita miembro
      ----
       

      Sara516's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jul 6, 2004
      Posts
      45,487
      Blogs
      26
      Mentioned
      36 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      Sure thing queer!
      The grass ain't always greener on the other side, it's green where you water it.

    5. #5
      Member
      ----
       

      thatbrownkid's Avatar
      Join Date
      Sep 26, 2005
      Posts
      399
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      I am not Queer.

      ALLAH HU AKBAR.

      ^ see?

      keep guessing. sucka.
      Yea, I can be a pretty nice kid when I take my medication.

    6. #6
      senorita miembro
      ----
       

      Sara516's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jul 6, 2004
      Posts
      45,487
      Blogs
      26
      Mentioned
      36 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      Lota
      The grass ain't always greener on the other side, it's green where you water it.

    7. #7
      Member
      ----
       

      thatbrownkid's Avatar
      Join Date
      Sep 26, 2005
      Posts
      399
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      No ma'am.
      Yea, I can be a pretty nice kid when I take my medication.

    8. #8
      Senior Member
      ----
       

      saroo's Avatar
      Join Date
      Aug 22, 2005
      Posts
      852
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      Tell me why have you guys not been able to come to terms with Pakistan even after 59 years....wake up........ i know its hard to realise that a nation smaller in size is more capable than you are but its true......so stop hiding behind that bag.
      Ye Dhoop Chaoon Ka Kheel Hay
      Yaan Khizaan Baharon Ki Ghaat Main Hay
      Naseeb Subhee Arooj Ho to
      Nazar Main Shamee Zawal Rakhna

    9. #9
      Senior Member
      ----
       

      Mlung Baba's Avatar
      Join Date
      Jan 7, 2001
      Posts
      788
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      come on guys,, respect the visiters...
      even thou they are rude neighbours...
      After all unless we have these so called jokes, How would we know THEIR brain POWER...

      to learn more about some one, you gotta let them speak first.....

      Welcome man.....
      Last edited by Mlung Baba; Oct 3rd, 2005 at 11:41 AM.
      I am empowered to Do WHAT makes THE MOST mess!!!!

    10. #10
      Banned
      ----
       


      Join Date
      Oct 1, 2005
      Posts
      38
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      i heard these jokes 10 years ago.

    11. #11
      Member
      ----
       

      thatbrownkid's Avatar
      Join Date
      Sep 26, 2005
      Posts
      399
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      I'M NOT INDIAN!!!!

      I'm Pakistani. I swear.
      Yea, I can be a pretty nice kid when I take my medication.

    12. #12
      Banned
      ----
       


      Join Date
      Oct 1, 2005
      Posts
      38
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      Quote Originally Posted by thatbrownkid
      I'M NOT INDIAN!!!!

      I'm Pakistani. I swear.
      Sure thing, queer.

    13. #13
      Member
      ----
       

      thatbrownkid's Avatar
      Join Date
      Sep 26, 2005
      Posts
      399
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      I said I'm not Queer!! I promise.

      :sunny:
      Yea, I can be a pretty nice kid when I take my medication.

    14. #14
      Senior Member
      ----
       

      FrozenFire's Avatar
      Join Date
      Dec 19, 2004
      Location
      Toronto,Canada
      Posts
      4,256
      Blogs
      3
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      Gay jokes..queer!
      Patta patta boota boota haal hamaara jaane hai
      Jaane na jaane gul he na jaane, baagh to saara jaane hai

    15. #15
      Member
      ----
       

      thatbrownkid's Avatar
      Join Date
      Sep 26, 2005
      Posts
      399
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      Ullu dai puttaiyo!

      I AM NOT QUEER! What must I do to prove it?!
      Yea, I can be a pretty nice kid when I take my medication.

    16. #16
      Banned
      ----
       

      TheNewWannaBe's Avatar
      Join Date
      Dec 2, 2003
      Location
      Desert
      Posts
      5,186
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      This bztrd's lying. On the other thread, he admitted he was indian and here he says he isnt. I bet queer, CCB and this guy are the same person.

      It is so easy to fool others on the net. No one can see you or can make sure if someone's posting their own pics.

      Bloody fake AHs

    17. #17
      Banned
      ----
       

      TheNewWannaBe's Avatar
      Join Date
      Dec 2, 2003
      Location
      Desert
      Posts
      5,186
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      Now they are working with 'reverse psychology'. Spewing the ill sick sh!t about Pakistan by pretending to be a pakistani themselves.

      They can fool the world. They cant fool me.

    18. #18
      Member
      ----
       

      thatbrownkid's Avatar
      Join Date
      Sep 26, 2005
      Posts
      399
      Mentioned
      0 Post(s)
      Tagged
      0 Thread(s)
      ^

      oh, you're just so gosh darn clever.............. NOT.

      So how much ar you willing to bet that me, queer, and CCB are the same person?

      I'm Pakistani, you know.

      :sunny:
      Yea, I can be a pretty nice kid when I take my medication.

    Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast