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      The 20 Disses

      Words can't describe your outfit, so I'll just throw up!
      They can't measure your intelligence. The scale won't go that low.
      Appearances can be deceiving. Or in your case, disgusting.
      I promise not to make fun of your height. I would never stoop to that.
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      I think you stepped on something smelly. Like your feet!
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      Are you going to eat that apple, or gum it to death?
      Your mouth's the perfect size... for your foot.
      I've seen a nose like yours before, but it looked better on the baboon.
      Know what I like about your face? Me neither.
      Know what goes best with a face like yours? A paper bag.
      Why don't you do something different with your hair? Like, wash it.
      You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
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      You're like disposable diapers...always getting dumped.
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      Quote Originally Posted by wheresmycookie View Post
      The 20 Disses


      They can't measure your intelligence. The scale won't go that low.

      I've seen tables with nicer looking legs than yours.

      Your mouth's the perfect size... for your foot.

      I've seen a nose like yours before, but it looked better on the baboon.

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      Quote Originally Posted by wheresmycookie View Post
      whaat? you don't like them?
      i love em
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      Quote Originally Posted by wheresmycookie View Post
      I promise not to make fun of your height. I would never stoop to that.
      You're a person of rare intelligence. It's rare when you show any.
      I know why they call this a "blind date." Because now that I've seen you, I wish I were blind.
      You're like disposable diapers...always getting dumped.
      ''What are you doing Friday night?'' ''Trying to forget you just asked me that.''
      very good
      Last edited by GoldenAsif; Jun 26th, 2007 at 10:25 PM.

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      haaaaahahhahahahhahhahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahh ahahhahahhahahhahhahaha
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      me likey.

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      number 21 :

      your face reminds me of a baboons butt when you get mad
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      ehhe..nice ones....cooki kis kis per use ker bethey ho??



      waise how are u man?...long time no c...
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      number 21 :
      your face reminds me of a baboons butt when you get mad
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