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    1. #1
      *'*Illegal Obsessions*'*
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      well i heard this one....so im gonna try and recall from memory..:

      Amitabh calls a guy up to the hotseat:

      "Namastey, sardar ji, or sab theek thak?"

      Han Ji , sab kher hai

      "Acha ji, aap kay pita jee ka kya naam hai?"

      silence

      Janab aap kay father ka kya naam hai?

      silence

      Sardar ji, may aap say pooch raha hoon, aap kay pita ka kya naam hai?"

      OYE, Tusi bhi kamal kartay ho amit ji, char options to diyay hi nahi, or sawal poochay ja rahay ho....




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      Lay Leee !!!
      Sardaroun KI !!!

      GOOD http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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      ~*~Baba # 01~*~
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      lols http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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      *'*Illegal Obsessions*'*
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      dervaish...what does kbpb mean???

      man, u still mad bout me bein honest???

      hmm:...ok ok, i love ur nick, ...i really do.....its the best....ya happy now???

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      Here is a lil extension to the same joke.

      After getting the four options, the sardar chooses to use a life-line and call his mother, and his mother tells him to take the 50-50 !!!

      adios

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      yeah...wonder why i never thought of the continuationhttp://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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      http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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