The World According to America

Girl from Quraysh · May 3rd, 2001, 12:55 AM

*wry smile*

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Pristine · May 3rd, 2001, 01:02 AM

LOL .. LOL ... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

So true! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif

confused · May 3rd, 2001, 01:11 AM

graphics art ki misaal ? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif ..

god was creating earth and disappeared for 6 days .

jab wapis aaye to jibreel aleh salaam nay sawal kiya ke aye khuda aap kahan thay .. to kehnay lagay ke main tumko apni creation dikhaata hoon ..

COME MY BELOVED ANGELS and join me in seeing the creation that is created for BALANCE..

for every poor person i have created a rich one .. for every fertile piece of land i have created an infertile piece..

its called EARTH my angels .. an IDEA of balance..

angels asked whats this? (pointing at russia)..
god smiled and said.. its gonna be russia.. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif, land of communism .. yet land of scholars.. perfect balance..

michael pointed at canada and asked whats this ?

god smiled and said .. AH .. THATS CaNaDa... land of tall pines, gasoline, automotive industry, telecommunication leader in world, full in natural resources, will produce UNHUMANE powerful athletes like dononwan bailey and wayne gretzky..

pilots like billy bishop who will make world records in the world wars.. i will fill canada with the most amount of engineering and technology and natural resources..

michael, with a puzzled look asked but god i thought it was all about balanced..

with a MYSTERIOUS smile god shook his head and grinned back at michael .. DEFINITELY my angel.. look at the loud-mouth neighbours i am gonna give them

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif ..

source: humor-section, toronto arts council library.
importance: discussed many times on radio/tv of southern ontario, canada and has never been a POLITICAL issue.. so...... http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif, dont delete please! http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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"Koee pyar karay to tum say karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. Koee tumko badal ke pyaar karay to wo pyaar nahin, wo sodaa karay, aur sahibaa, pyar main soda nahin hota..."

The Fish · May 3rd, 2001, 01:15 AM

Everyone thinks the world revolves around them http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/rolleyes.gif Come to think of it, its quite foolish and funny http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

The Fish · May 3rd, 2001, 01:19 AM

My Goodness, I came up with a measly sentence while confused wrote a whole essay in the same time http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/eek.gif Not fair http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

confused · May 3rd, 2001, 01:44 AM

dekh lain .. bhai KISKA hoon ? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif ..

khuda nay DO cheezain hi to dee hain paydayeeshi.. ek BUK BUK ki aadat aur ek CONFUSION ..

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"Koee pyar karay to tum say karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. Koee tumko badal ke pyaar karay to wo pyaar nahin, wo sodaa karay, aur sahibaa, pyar main soda nahin hota..."

The Fish · May 3rd, 2001, 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by confused:
dekh lain .. bhai KISKA hoon ? http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif ..
khuda nay DO cheezain hi to dee hain paydayeeshi.. ek BUK BUK ki aadat aur ek CONFUSION ..

You are brutally honest about yourself, 'Born Confused' http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

confused · May 3rd, 2001, 02:12 AM

*HEYYYYYYYYY* ..

its ~ßöRñ.ÇöNFü§£Ð~ (meaning BORN with a style yar) .. apnay SIMPLE ascii main likh diya BORN CONFUSED.. meray custom title ka bera gharq kar diya .. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif, jo ke POORAY teen minute main develop hua tha .. http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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"Koee pyar karay to tum say karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. Koee tumko badal ke pyaar karay to wo pyaar nahin, wo sodaa karay, aur sahibaa, pyar main soda nahin hota..."

confused · May 3rd, 2001, 02:15 AM

acha let us shush baji .. gfq baji moderator TOLAY main shaamil hain .. ghussa hongi ke inki itni achi thread main ye shuroo kar diya hamm donon nay http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

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"Koee pyar karay to tum say karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. Koee tumko badal ke pyaar karay to wo pyaar nahin, wo sodaa karay, aur sahibaa, pyar main soda nahin hota..."

The Fish · May 3rd, 2001, 02:22 AM

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Originally posted by confused:
acha let us shush baji .. gfq baji moderator TOLAY main shaamil hain .. ghussa hongi ke inki itni achi thread main ye shuroo kar diya hamm donon nay http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

I was gonna say the same thing http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif BTW, Sorry for cramping ur 'style'...will be more careful next time.
*Shhhh....leaves quietly*

Sadi Sobi · May 3rd, 2001, 07:44 AM

I actually found this post exteremely funny. Especially the 'commies' bit http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

Well done gurl, this is one of the few posts that has made me laugh.

Thou deserveth a medal http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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Gizzy · May 3rd, 2001, 07:51 AM

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Originally posted by The Fish:
My Goodness, I came up with a measly sentence while confused wrote a whole essay in the same time http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/eek.gif Not fair http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif

Confused did a lot of copy / pasting http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif You didn't

Degas · May 3rd, 2001, 07:57 AM

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[This message has been edited by Degas (edited May 03, 2001).]

May 3rd, 2001, 09:21 AM

I aint from USA...........so who are the COMMIES???????????????

Muzna · May 3rd, 2001, 09:50 AM

Hahha....had me rolling around! So funny!

Asma44 · May 3rd, 2001, 10:16 AM

lol

That was so http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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Sometimes I think that the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson, American Cartoonist

isloo_ki_anarkali · May 3rd, 2001, 10:27 AM

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
very funny..enjoyed it alot!

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unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of Truth!

confused · May 3rd, 2001, 12:32 PM

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Originally posted by Gizzy:
Confused did a lot of copy / pasting .. You didn't

roman style say dikhta hay ke style mera hi hay .. story may be old, lekin type mainay hi kari hay LAFZ ba LAFZ http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/wink.gif....

(yup, kabhi kabhar time waste karnay ke liyay buhatt mill jaata haY) http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

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"Koee pyar karay to tum say karay, tum jaisay ho waisay karay. Koee tumko badal ke pyaar karay to wo pyaar nahin, wo sodaa karay, aur sahibaa, pyar main soda nahin hota..."

khan_sahib · May 3rd, 2001, 03:36 PM

LOL, I am pretty sure they think people in Asia lives in Caves and use camels and cows for transport.

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/ok.gif GFQ, Sorry, I always thought you were a newspaper seller like sadiaa http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

Quote:

Originally posted by isloo_ki_anarkali:
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif
very funny..enjoyed it alot!

I think that's baRi anarkali.