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Jul 9th, 2000, 04:06 PM
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...Shaheen ka Jahan Aur!
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Ahh bharti hui aaie ho "sliming center"
"Ahh ko chahiyeh aik umr asar honay tak"
"Dieting" Khail nahin chand dino ka begum
Aik sadi chahiyeh kamray ko kamar honay tak
The ORIGINAL Falcon -
Tu Tundi-e-Baad-e-Mukhaalif say na ghabra ay Uqaab
Yeh tau chaltee hai tujhay OoNcha urRaanay kay liye
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Jul 9th, 2000, 04:18 PM
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...Shaheen ka Jahan Aur!
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abey yaar!
Koi to insaan ka baccha banay 
[This message has been edited by Shaheen (edited July 09, 2000).]
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Jul 10th, 2000, 05:56 PM
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Junior Member
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Jahan gaey thay khushion key taraanay
muqadar dekhiyey roay waheen per
Hoay masjid sey gum jootay humaray
jahan sey paey thay, khoay waheen per. 
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Hairan Pareshan.
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Jul 11th, 2000, 12:58 AM
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...Shaheen ka Jahan Aur!
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Raat ka waqt hai aur masjid bhi hai qareeb
Utthiay jaldi say kay pegham-e-amal laya hoon
ghar main hain filhaal jitnay bhi puranay jootay
app bhi jaa kay badal lain, main badal ayaa hoon
in reply to the last one 
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Jul 11th, 2000, 01:19 AM
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Hmmm...
Door se dekha to eik naik larki kaprey suukah rahee thee
passs se ja kar dekha to gaaye dumm helaa rahee thee 
Pd
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Jul 11th, 2000, 03:14 AM
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...Shaheen ka Jahan Aur!
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Maray ghar paanch bachay ho gayey hain teen saalon main
Mohabbat ki yehi hai ibteda to inteha kia hai
Mera hamsaya lay aya hai apne ghar color TV
Meri Biwi nay poocha "bata teri raza kia hai"
By:Majzoob Chistey!
P.S. Bhai logo!
what da???
pareshaan sahiba app hi kuch inayat ki jiay.
App ki shairy kay to hum fan hain, phir bhi irshad nadarid???
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Jul 11th, 2000, 09:46 AM
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the genius
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Jootoun se Iqbal ka aik shair yaad aya:
Ishq kay mareezoun ko hay gaalioun se aaram
Daafa-e-murz kay liyay jootay pesh kijiyay
Life is only a dream.
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Jul 11th, 2000, 11:04 AM
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Junior Member
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Jootoun say mujhey bhi du shair yaad aay
Woh larki kitni piyari thi, ankh ji ko mainy mari thee
Woh sandle kitni bhari this jo uss nain mujeh ko mari thee
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Jul 11th, 2000, 01:44 PM
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...Shaheen ka Jahan Aur!
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looks like we are heading some where in regards of "joota" 
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Jul 11th, 2000, 01:49 PM
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Junior Member
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Mai Hoon Yahan,
Tu Hai Wahan,
LifeBoy Hai Jahan,
Tandarustee Hai Wahan.
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Jul 11th, 2000, 01:52 PM
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...Shaheen ka Jahan Aur!
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Quote:
Originally posted by Nausheen:
Mai Hoon Yahan,
Tu Hai Wahan,
LifeBoy Hai Jahan,
Tandarustee Hai Wahan.
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Taazgi Bhi to hai!
Lifebouy say nahaiye
Tandrustgi, taazgi paiye
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Jul 11th, 2000, 02:05 PM
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Junior Member
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Jootoun se mujhey bhi ek shair yaad aya :
Mai ney tujhey dekha handle badal badal kar,
Terey baap ney mujhey peeta sandle badal badal kar.
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Jul 11th, 2000, 02:07 PM
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Aam Insaan
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Jul 11th, 2000, 02:14 PM
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...Shaheen ka Jahan Aur!
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I guess we hafta change the famous saying:
"Sir mudatay hi olay parray"
To:
"Sir mudatay hi JOOTAY parray"
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Jul 11th, 2000, 02:17 PM
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~ * LoVe Γβ¦nGeL * ~
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Aik punjabi sher arz hai:
Sap(SNAKE) Chareya(CRAWLED UP) Sootii Tai(ON A STICK)
Kas Kai Chapaiir(THAPAR) Maraan teri suki hoiee buthi tai(ON UR SKINY FACE) !
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‘QάΙΛρ!
[This message has been edited by BLaDeGirL911 (edited July 11, 2000).]
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Jul 11th, 2000, 02:18 PM
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...Shaheen ka Jahan Aur!
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Dekha jo zulf-e-yaar main kaghaz ka aik phool
main kot main gulab laga kar chala gaya
powder laga kay cheray pe aaye wo mere ghar
main un kay ghar khizab laga kar chala gaya
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Jul 11th, 2000, 02:21 PM
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...Shaheen ka Jahan Aur!
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Idhar jhaptay, udhar paltay, issay jakrra, ussay pakrra
lahu ko garam rakhnay ke bahanay hain urraanon main
Her aik larki nazar aati hai un ko fakhtaa jaisi
"Uqaabi rooh jab baidar hoti hai jawaanon main"
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Jul 11th, 2000, 02:32 PM
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Junior Member
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Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahey hain
Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahey hain......
jaise kaal chamak rahey thay !!
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Jul 11th, 2000, 02:40 PM
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...Shaheen ka Jahan Aur!
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Kal aasmaan pay taary aisay chamak rahay honge
jaisay aaj chamak rahay hain
jaisay kal chamak rahay thay
What da???
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Jul 11th, 2000, 02:45 PM
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...Shaheen ka Jahan Aur!
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Larki kahan say laaon main shaadi kay waastay
shaiyad kay iss main mere muqaddar ka dosh hai
Azra, Naseem, Kauser-O-Tasneem bhi gayeen
"Ik Shama rah gayi hai, so wo bhi khamosh hai
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Jul 11th, 2000, 02:47 PM
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...Shaheen ka Jahan Aur!
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Faqat iss ass per baithi raheen Rifat ki maa barsoon
kay betty kay liay ooncha sa aik pegham aa jaye
na Shaheen zair-e-daam aya to iss had tak uttar ayeen
koi mochi, koi dhobi, koi hajjaam aa jaye
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Jul 11th, 2000, 03:01 PM
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Junior Member
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Yousuf ka husn dekha hai, Zulaika ka ghumaar daikha hai,
Kuch iss tarah sai haseeno ka piar dekha hai,
Unhain khilanay pilanay mai howee hai ye halat,
Qasam se .. Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai.
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Jul 11th, 2000, 03:29 PM
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Looking for my
lost Mind!
Join Date: Jul 10, 2000 - 12:00 am
Location: Karachi
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AISI APNI WIFE HO
5' 6" jiski height ho,?
Chehara jiska bright ho ?
Umar 22 se 27 ho ?
Aise apni Wife ho. ?
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho ?
Karachi, Lahore, Dubai,
Mumbai ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho ?
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho ?
Aisi apni Wife ho. ?
Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho ?
Dinner ke time candle light ho?
Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho ?
Milane ke baad dil delight ho ?
Aise apni Wife ho. ?
Kaash yeh concept .0.001 percent bhi right ho ?
Agar aisi apni wife ho ?
To kya hasin life ho ?
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho ?
Kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho ?
Khudah ke Software mein bhi
Bug ki Gunjaish ho ?
Aisi apni wife ho.
(for all the guys out there)
** Of all the things I've lost ~~ I miss my mind the most **
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Jul 11th, 2000, 09:00 PM
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Allah ki bandi
Join Date: Jun 15, 2000 - 12:00 am
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OK..I KNOW THIS WILL SOUND STUPID..BUT I READ A SERIOUS GHAZAL AND MADE SOMETHING FUNNY OUT OF IT..CHECK IT OUT
ANSOU KO CHAHRAI KI DEHLEES PAR LAYA NA KARO
APNAI CHEHRAI PAI THAPAR KHAYA NA KARO
LOOG BHARI HAATH LEEYAI GHOOMTAI HAI
AAPNA CHEHRA KISI KO DEKHAYA NA KARO
Masooma
[This message has been edited by Masooma (edited July 11, 2000).]
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Jul 11th, 2000, 09:33 PM
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Banned
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Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna
Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna
Angoothi Chanak Gaye, Nageena Nikal Gaya
Afsos Tera Baap, Kameena Nikal Gaya
Maana Ke Main Pura Musalman To Nahi
Par Apne Deen Se Nata To Jor Sakta Hoon
Nemaz Roza Kuch Na Sahi
Shab-E-Barat Patakhe To Chor Sakta Hoon
Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi
Meri Jaan Set Hone main Kitna Time Logi
Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze kiyun?
Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun?
Mummy tum to kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye
Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa roze kiyun?
HARooN
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HARooN>>> Chorr chori se jaye...haira-pehrii se na jaye<<< 
[This message has been edited by HARooN (edited July 11, 2000).]
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