15 Laws for women to live by

Xara · May 13th, 2003, 05:39 PM

15 Laws For Women To Live By!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

lastknightess · May 13th, 2003, 05:45 PM

Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

Xara · May 14th, 2003, 08:57 AM

salman_2you · May 14th, 2003, 09:22 AM

To all women,
On behalf of all men I would like to clarify a few points:

The floor is considered an acceptable clothing storage location. Never ask me to purchase feminine products. Assume that I will come home with the wrong thing.

When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials.

Questions should also be limited to this period as you stand a much better chance of getting an immediate response.

When we are watching your show and I change the channels during a commercial do not hassle me that they are over to change the channel back. I always know when the timing is right. Also, when we are channel surfing do not ask me to go back, there was a good reason why I skipped it.

If you need help with the laundry, I am more than willing to carry it from the bedroom to the washer. In my mind this is half the chore and I am now free to return to the couch.

If I mention that a male friend of mine is allowed to do something it is not necessary for you to call his wife/girlfriend to discuss it.

If you don't like the way I am driving close your eyes. And I would appreciate it if you would refrain from making that reverse inhaling alarmed noise. I haven't hit anything yet and if I do it will be your fault.

I go clothes shopping to buy, never to look.

Just tell me what you want me to wear before I get dressed. And remember that this takes me less than ten minutes no matter what the occasion is. After all I am getting dressed, not getting ready.

Don't ask me if I prefer one outfit over another or if a certain accessory should be worn or not. I consider this a no win situation and would rather just wait for you to get dressed while watching TV.

If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It's only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl. What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of its own.

I will cook anything as long as it is on the BBQ.

Yelling to me across the house sounds exactly like stadium crowd background noise to me. I am not ignoring you.

Thank you for your understanding,
From all men.

Shikra · May 14th, 2003, 09:28 AM

salman bhaiiiiiiiiii

thankoooooooo

ab bolo larkiyo

lastknightess · May 14th, 2003, 10:11 AM

When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials.

When I want my kiss I want it NOW!

coOoLBreeze · May 14th, 2003, 11:04 AM

salmaan ,, thanx,,

sympathies for all the women..

BoReD iN BrIsBaNe · May 14th, 2003, 11:31 AM

seriously whats wrong with guppie women they are constantly making plots to wipe out the entire men from da planet. in some threads they are callin us filthy ugly an smelly things in another theyd prefer being from lesbo land.. some wanna kill us poor things

whas goin on

a1kashur · May 14th, 2003, 12:58 PM

^ they'll get over it.

Galaxy · May 14th, 2003, 01:21 PM

zabardast salman

Nadia_H · May 15th, 2003, 02:39 AM

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Originally posted by Xara:

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

BrokenSky · May 15th, 2003, 03:30 AM

Salman

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May 15th, 2003, 06:17 AM

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Originally posted by lastknightess:
When watching TV hugging is always fine because I can still see the screen. Kissing should only be done during timeouts and commercials.

When I want my kiss I want it NOW!

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Raza750 · May 15th, 2003, 06:39 AM

Jiyo meray yaar Salman

:Pretty: :rocket:

lastknightess · May 15th, 2003, 07:16 AM

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Capricorn · May 15th, 2003, 07:19 AM

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Originally posted by Xara:
15 Laws For Women To Live By!
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.
10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

salman_2you · May 15th, 2003, 02:20 PM

Thanks folks and Xara

Xara · May 15th, 2003, 05:23 PM

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Originally posted by salman_2you:
Thanks folks and Xara

May 15th, 2003, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by Xara: