One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch off a tree above
a river, his axe fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you
crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water.
The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden
axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this
your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this
your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all
three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happily.
One day while he was walking with his wife along the riverbank,
the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.
When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why
are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer
Lopez.
"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'No' to Jennifer Lopez,
you'd come up with Catherine Zeta-Jones. Then if I also said 'No'
to her, you would then come up with my wife, and I'd say 'Yes'
and then all three would be given to me. But Lord, I am a poor
man and I am not able to take care of all three wives, so that's
why I said Yes the first time."
And the moral of the story is.. Whenever a man lies it is for an
honorable and useful reason.
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